Let's play some Dungeon!
You are in a tavern. An old man approaches you. He smells like cabbage.
Speaking in a creaky, wizened voice he tells you "I seek a party of adventurers to go to Gameshark.com to read this week's Cracked LCD column. There is no reward other than killing a couple of hours of your work day."
Will you Visit Gameshark.com and read the Cracked LCD column as the old man suggested?