BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Review and Petition- Bring Back Muffit

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Review and Petition- Bring Back Muffit Hot

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muffit-is-the-final-cylon.jpg You know how those evil, conniving network executives are- they completely ignore how awesome shows are and just go around cancelling stuff willy-nilly and demanding changes. In Sci Fi's BSG series, they made the most dreadful and completely inexcusable omission ever, at least since Tom Bombadil was cut out of LORD OF THE RINGS. This casualty, beloved by millions and billions of fans, is Mufft. The image above shows how seamlessly he would fit into the cast and crew of the new BSG. For him to not be represented in BSG is one of the greatest crimes of the century, up there with the Holocaust and New Coke. It's like they took all the fans of the show, raped them, rounded them up in cattle cars, and sent them off to the gas chambers, burned the corpses, and then flushed their ashes down a toilet that goes straight into a sewer somewhere to hell where the devil and NBC hold court.

Since those dirtbag, fascist network executives (probably the same people who mercilessly cancelled FIREFLY when they weren't able to see the brilliance of _cowboys in space_, an idea not even ever thought of as long as you discount MARSHALL BRAVESTAR) probably won't listen,here is your chance to petition Fantasy Flight Games to include Muffit in a BSG expansion. It's the right thing to do. If they don't do it, it's like they are collectively slapping us in the face over and over again and peeing on us at the same time because WE ARE TEH FANS and we must be heard. It will not be acceptable if Muffit is replaced by a foxy girl or computer graphics- IT MUST BE A MIDGET IN A SPACE DOG COSTUME BECAUSE THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE PERFECT DEPICTION OF THE CHARACTER. I will be printing T-shirts, bumper stickers, and buttons to support the campaign.

But in the mean time, I have reviewed BSG over at Gameshark.com. If you aren't patient enough to wait for the site to load- almost definitely Game of the Year.
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Review and Petition- Bring Back Muffit There Will Be Games
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