Mary Poppins Returns - Barney's Incorrect Five Second Reviews

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Took my 7-year old girl to see this and she absolutely loved it. I wasn't sure about it being over 2 hours long and having SO many songs, but I don't think I was the target audience necessarily. Then again, I had seen the original and Emily had not so I'm not sure who it was going to appeal more to.

More than once Emily whispered to me, "daddy, there are lots of songs in this" and I don't think she meant it in a good way. It really did seem like they were breaking out into song way too often and I guess that's life in the musical lane but still. The only good song was really the balloon one, and that's another problem given the original has many songs that stick in your head for a long time afterwards. I would love to have edited out some of the song numbers to make this film a bit tighter and ultimately more memorable.

The magic elements were really well done and as much as I liked the cameo by Dick Van Dyke, it was the Angela Lansbury appearance that really took me by surprise. She just felt part of the world in a really good way, whereas Meryl Streep felt a little out of place to me.

Definitely a movie to bring your kids to. I kept getting asked questions like, "are there really people that light streetlights as a job?" and cute stuff like that.

Emily Blunt is a good fit for Mary Poppins, but the dad (Ben Whishaw) kept being a distraction as he's so easily recognizable as the voice of Paddington. Every time he spoke, I had a craving for marmalade. This actually becomes a real problem as I'm constantly reminded that this isn't measuring up to either of the Paddington movies in terms of pure perfection.

At least it was consistent with all the bank-hating.
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Patrick "Barney" Sullivan is a divorced father of one beautiful girl who he drags to the movies whenever he can, searching for the perfect family flick. Here, he writes movie reviews for us whenever he can but word to the wise.... Michael Barnes was heard saying once that Barney is « mostly wrong about everything » and that’s probably not far off. If you end up loving one of the films he points you too, be sure to let him know. It’s a thrill for him as he desperately needs validation.

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Mary Poppins Returns
Definitely a movie to bring your kids to. I kept getting asked questions like, "are there really people that light streetlights as a job?" and cute stuff like that.
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