Wow, it's really awesome here at E3 y'all! They just announced ST PETERSBURG: THE VIDEO GAME! It's going to have full 3D graphics of fat guys sitting around scratching their beards. Awesome stuff. I also saw the PUERTO RICO MMORPG in which you have your choice of taking on the role of a slave trader, a slave driver, a slave master, a slaver, or a slave. The AGRICOLA PC game is shaping up nicely, it's called HARVERST MOON. In other news, board games were announced dead and officially buried at a ceremony held outside Caesar's Palace.
I'm completely full of lies, of course. But Gameshark.com is eyeball deep in E3 coverage so this week's Cracked LCD is delayed. It's cool though, all I did was rant in this one anyway. I was going to do a split review of TRIBUNE and GLORY TO ROME...but something happened while I was writing it. My eyeballs died whimpering. Maybe it'll be up tommorrow.