Fucking Science Fair

Well it's that time of year again when I have to spend like 6 hours doing battle with the printer to get the Spawn's graphs and crap to print out, and then call Francie Pants and beg to borrow some glue or tape or anything that will stick stuff to the damn board. She always has stuff like that. I have tape and glue too, but I can never find it when I need it. When I call, Francie asks if I want to play something when I come over to get the glue, but I have to say no because of Fucking Science Fair.

This year I suggested the Spawn do something easy like, does poison really kill stuff, but she didn't buy it. These kids have the right idea: Science Fair Experiments