Munchkin Warhammer

I'd ask why, but I should know better by this point.

I believe this is a clickbait troll thread. In our righteous indignation about this games existence, we come here to click and balk.

I balk at thee.

The stench of heresy is upon this product!

Who am I kidding, Space Wolves are the most Munchkin of them all and a perfect fit.

Good point Jake. My contempt for both are equal so this seems like a perfect marriage.

Nope

It's about time somebody did something good with the Warhammer 40k setting.

This begets one of those "satire is dead" moments that happen all too often in our modern world.

Old me: Can you imagine that wacky card game for theater majors & casuals getting mashed together with that takes-itself-way-too-seriously grimdark WH40k stuff?
New me: Uh... that just happened.
Old me: No way!

Old me: Can you imagine some reality-tv-star, trust-fund-baby, real-estate con-man who made his money scamming the system running for President via convincing "the little guy" he was really on their side, and actually winning?!?!
New me: Uh... that actually happened.
Old me: No way!

Old me: Can you imagine middle-aged white dudes spending $699.99 on "limited edition figurines" of Han Solo in a vain attempt at recapturing their youth when they spent hours playing with action figures they bought for $2.97 at the department store?
New me: Uh... that actually happens.
Old me: No way!

This game will be gold - Munchkin idiots will buy anything with the word Munchkin and GW fanboys will buy anything with the word Warhammer.

I'm still waiting for Munchkin Munchkin.

I just hope this provides Steve with enough money to make a really good version of Car Wars. Or design something else.

The new line of GW licenced games sure is exciting:
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/256406/monopoly-warhammer-40000

Didn't we already have "Star Munchkin"?