The reviews I write tend to come in one of three basic flavors. Your first flavor is the bland vanilla, and it goes something like this:
This game was OK if you like this kind of thing. Here's a joke about boobs or the mentally handicapped.
My second basic flavor is the beatdown review. It reads a little like this:
This game is horrible, and the designer should be embarrassed. Now here's a dick joke.
The third flavor, and my favorite to write, is the Big Winna review. It's kind of like this:
This game is totally kick-ass, and you should buy it if you can. Boobdicktard.
Tonight's review is the third kind of review, the Big Winna review. Because tonight, I'm going to tell you about one hell of a fun game, one called Terakh, and then hopefully you'll all run out and buy a copy, assuming you can find it, which you probably cannot because it does not have US distribution and is currently only available in Canada.