LOOK WHAT SATAN SENT ME 2013!!!

Secret Satan wrote: Repoman:

I am truly hurt you did not appreciate your visual clue to the movie trivia question I posed to you, nor did you mention the question. Therefore, I will pose it here:

Which Academy Award winning film included a story of a unique way someone kept himself out of prison, and how did he escape his fate? The person who answers this question might just get a kiss from me. Or a special gift.

Training Day: He jammed peanut butter in his ass to avoid prison. LMAO now that you explained it, it's much funnier.

I still say that those Zombies are awesome, and the Catan cards are something awesome if you like Catan. That said, the cup o' spunk is the icing on the shitcake.

I've pondered this whole Secret Satan thing and I have to say this: The fun is in the giving, and if you get a wad of shit in return, well, it's called Secret Satan for a reason. It's not supposed to be BGG's Hugfest. It's supposed to be evil. This year, the evil was flowing.

SuperflyTNT wrote:

Secret Satan wrote: Repoman:

I am truly hurt you did not appreciate your visual clue to the movie trivia question I posed to you, nor did you mention the question. Therefore, I will pose it here:

Which Academy Award winning film included a story of a unique way someone kept himself out of prison, and how did he escape his fate? The person who answers this question might just get a kiss from me. Or a special gift.

Training Day: He jammed peanut butter in his ass to avoid prison. LMAO now that you explained it, it's much funnier.

I still say that those Zombies are awesome, and the Catan cards are something awesome if you like Catan. That said, the cup o' spunk is the icing on the shitcake.

I've pondered this whole Secret Satan thing and I have to say this: The fun is in the giving, and if you get a wad of shit in return, well, it's called Secret Satan for a reason. It's not supposed to be BGG's Hugfest. It's supposed to be evil. This year, the evil was flowing.

Congratulations, Saint Pete. You get that kiss from me when we meet next. Same time as last week? I guess you are the true movie fan in this group.

And it's like you guys have never smelled week old peanut butter jammed in underwear before. Live a little people.

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I win the internet today. It's been a while.

Training Day is one of my favorites.

Sagrilarus wrote: Yeah, I gave up on Secret Satan a couple of years back because I got a box of hassle and not much else. I think the spirit was lost on someone.

S.

Yeah, sending someone rotting food is just disgusting. My target is getting some good shit (in the most annoying way possible).

Oh, TS, just you fucking wait.....

I'm surprised neither box has made it to you yet.

I got my package today! Last year Satam sent me Glory to Rome Black Box. I'm not sure what I did to be so wicked so I was hoping for a repeat performance this year!

First, a Hunger Games mini. Not too shabby of a start, after I take that stupid base off it'll be respectable!


Next...a checkers variant designed by a tween in a Ticket to Ride sized box...?!


Under that is a semi-co-op dice game that's been lauded as broken. With the name Mike Elliot on the box, I believe it. Mike Elliot is an anagram for requires houserules.


Finally we have Story War, a Kickstarter (non)game about making up stories about why your monster beats your opponents monster...does this really need to exist?! This is surely the work of the dark lord himself!


Between all that are some used punch boards, which is the most useful item in here because I can be sure they're recycled, and some cards for a game called Legacy.

Oh dark one, what have I done to to displease you so this year?!

LotR: Dice Building game I think is actually pretty fun, if you like Quarriors. It takes that base mechanic, adds a few layers and makes it competitive co-op (play as a group but one winner). But yeah, download the revised rules from online. What comes packed with the game read like a rules draft.

Secret Satan wrote: Oh, TS, just you fucking wait.....

I'm surprised neither box has made it to you yet.

Well I got one box, but maybe someone can tell me what is wrong with this picture?



edit:

Loots list:

D&D Essentials - Heroes of the Forgotten Kingdoms (nice, I've been meaning to pick up Essentials)
D&D Essentials Starter Set (worth it for the box alone)
Okko: Era of the Asagiri (a cool game I probably would not have looked at)
A length of ethernet cable (useful)

Where's the evil?

Get Professor Layton on this shit.

tscook wrote: Get Professor Layton on this shit.

Hmm...Seems to have an absence of rules for the games.

Anything that can rot or was once inside of a person is crossing the line. Might as well take a big old deuce right in the box and send that. It's a damn biohazard.

PS: When will it be mine turn to open a box hoping it's not full of soiled long johns?

VonTush wrote:

tscook wrote: Get Professor Layton on this shit.

Hmm...Seems to have an absence of rules for the games.

Yep, the Player's Book from the redbox, the rulebook for Okko, and the essentials book is useless without the Rules Compendium.

Basically I am extremely into getting the 2nd package and even if it doesn't have the rest of the components at least I didn't get a box literally full of garbage.