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LOOK WHAT SATAN SENT ME 2013!!!
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Opening the box from Hell, I was greeted with the following sight:
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Under this copy of MUNCHKIN: ZOMBIES was a copy of a book: GOD HATES US ALL. From what I can gather, it's a fictional book of fiction, written by a fictional character (Hank Moody) in a fictional TV show, except now it's in real life (the book, that is). I assume it was thrown in for the title alone; seems like something he'd do (Satan, not Hank Moody (probably)).
Also, and lastly, included seemed to be a copy of TALISMAN: THE REAPER, which is where this unboxing tale turns down a dark alley. A dark alley that leads straight to Hell... (or maybe Baator would be more correct in this instance)
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At this point, I thought to myself, "Too bad you already own the Reaper expansion", and I opened the box to peek inside... just to make sure. It was then that I discovered Satan had stuffed this empty shell of a game expansion with SPELLFIRE cards. Now, I'll have to learn how to play, and subsequently play, this game that I've heard so much about. Afraid that even the Munchkin game was just another pile of SPELLFIRE cards in disguise, I checked and found that it was actually a Munchkin game in the box.
I get Satan's not-so-subtle messages from the book and the first game, but what great and terrible lesson am I to learn from the cards? That I suck? That maybe I should get into real spell casting (using old D&D handbooks as a guide), but maybe not because I won't be able to find any opponents? I'm leaning towards the "suck" one as the more plausible guess.
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Mixed in with the Spellfire heap were two Soccer player cards. Anybody know who these guys are?
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All I can say at this point is Thank you Satan, for sparing me from some worse fate than this.
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Philip Lahm and Mehmet Scholl.
Need reading glasses?
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I can't read sideways.ThirstyMan wrote: Yeah.
Philip Lahm and Mehmet Scholl.
Need reading glasses?
Probably no weird 80's scandals in the media with these guys either, from what I can gather from the extremely small amount of research I did.
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Hope you liked. . . I mean HATED the package.
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Random footballer cards, that's a first.
Munchkin Zombies...good grief, that is just TOO MUCH shark jumping at one time for the human mind to handle.
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Michael Barnes wrote: Random footballer cards, that's a first.
Of course they are not random! Nobody would give a away a card of The Best Footballer In The World
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BUT....
ANYONE SENDING MUNCHKIN HAS GONE TOO FAR. That's just cruel. That's like clipping off some random baby's toe and mailing it to someone. It's just wrong.
LMAO
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It's too quiet in here. IS THE SHAME OF YOUR GIFTS SO GREAT THAT YOU ARE NOT POSTING PICTURES?
If so, I don't care. YOU MUST BE COMPLIANT.
The Jessica Hahn thing has made me wish we did a theme, "Sex Scandals of the 1980s". Perhaps next year we will do "The Magic of Bib Overalls" or perhaps "Kid n' Play: The Forgotten Icons of Rap".
Or "It Might Be a Sex Toy".
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Michael Barnes wrote:
It's too quiet in here. IS THE SHAME OF YOUR GIFTS SO GREAT THAT YOU ARE NOT POSTING PICTURES?
If so, I don't care. YOU MUST BE COMPLIANT.
Spent lunch two minutes to edit photos. Will be uploaded after work.
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