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2019 Secret Satan - Official Register of Disappointment

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20 Dec 2019 01:31 #305319 by Secret Satan
Nothing warms my heart more than to hear your lamentations as you come home to find a fat pile of re-"gift"ed kickstarter crap on your doorstep and your stockings stuffed with CCG dross. It's my favorite time of the year!

So, please, share your disappointment (or wonder), below, with what ol' Satan has bestowed upon you in 2019!

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20 Dec 2019 08:09 #305321 by Secret Satan
San Il Defanso, your disappointment will be nameless and unbound and nightly. If not rocky.
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20 Dec 2019 10:31 #305335 by Secret Satan
And Jur, don't think you can get away with all your complaining about Comp-U-Tron.

Because you can't. No one can.
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20 Dec 2019 11:25 - 20 Dec 2019 11:39 #305340 by jur
Indeed.... COMP-U-TRON strikes back with a vengeance.

This is what I received in the mail, just yet.



https://twitter.com/jurdj/status/1208060054047461378

Obviously, Satan is aware I don't do computer games. In fact, I'd almost thrown the message away, not knowing what GOG.com does...

And worse, Satan says this ain't over yet. The torture will continue :woohoo:

PS Not sure why the fuck I can't get images to go with this in any fucking way. Damn you FUCKING COMP-U-TRON. Maybe some other time
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20 Dec 2019 11:57 #305346 by Michael Barnes
I figured you to be one of those folks all into Crusader Kings or Hearts of Iron.

I am so stoked to watch this cavalcade of crap from afar.

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20 Dec 2019 12:24 #305353 by jur
I waste enough time in front of a computer as it is

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21 Dec 2019 08:51 - 21 Dec 2019 08:57 #305398 by san il defanso
I got this email from Satan himself. He was quite complimentary, but I think that may have been meant as an insult. Anyway he did attach something...the basic DM rules for 5e.
Thanks I guess? To be clear these are a free download from WotC. A turd in pdf form indeed!

Mysteriously it was numbered as email #2. Still haven't seen #1. Probably in the same place as Mambos 1-4. That is, hell.
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21 Dec 2019 10:28 #305400 by Michael Barnes
Whoa, gifting a link to a free download??! That is is a new low! That may be worse than the classic expansion for a game you don’t own!
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21 Dec 2019 10:36 #305401 by san il defanso
Oh no, not a link. They downloaded it and sent it as an attachment.

Holly jolly!
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21 Dec 2019 10:56 #305402 by RobertB
I know that I was born in iniquity and conceived in sin, but I was pretty sure I didn't deserve this sort of treatment from the Lord of the Flies himself.

I think he's just trying to temp me here.





And he's trying to make me think that he's just an ordinary, 9-to-5 sort of embodiment of evil.



He even sits down to play games with the in-laws on the weekends.



But he shows me in the end that he has no compassion or empathy. All that is evil is his, and he will share.





And he waits...
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21 Dec 2019 11:30 #305404 by san il defanso
Ol' Scratch isn't done yet. I only JUST received another e-mail from some infernal pit, with a font that you might say is hellishly difficult to read.

Attached was a download link for an RPG called Night Witches, It's a game about the 588th Night Bomber Regiment, using the Apocalypse World engine. Super cool!

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21 Dec 2019 12:22 #305407 by Michael Barnes
Sea fall, whoa buddy!

Partially used Legacy games may actually be the cruelest Secret Satan gift possible. That is a master stroke.

Night Witches is supposed to be really cool.
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21 Dec 2019 12:56 #305408 by WadeMonnig
Once Again, Satan opted to do away with hand written notes on at least one package and will provide commentary once the pics are posted... because if anything is from hell, it is social media and forums.
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21 Dec 2019 15:36 #305414 by Secret Satan
Ah_pook, your gift is on its way and it's what happens when I figure out a way to get someone else to foot the shipping. In other words, quantity has a quality all its own.
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22 Dec 2019 09:07 #305426 by jur
Awesome, Satan got me a voucher for the wargames vaulr! Kid-in-the-candystore-moment!

I'll let you know what I pick.

Thx Satan!
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