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Don't lie, you know you pre-ordered Agricola

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19 Jan 2008 09:50 #1137 by mikelawson
Adrian Bolt wrote:

Football fanatics too huh? Please don't describe a phanatikal philatelist!! I don't want that image in my head.
(Trainspotters... no, don't even go there...)

Puts on gushing agricola fanboy disguise: if you preorder you don't just get cubes you also get ani... Sorry I cannot bring myself to write it, it's an even uglier word than the m-word.


To be honest, I was originally thinking high school football fanatics who are 55 years old and do that stuff. And yes, I have seen that, it's not pretty.

--Mike L.

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19 Jan 2008 11:16 #1140 by Juniper
Adrian Bolt wrote:

Puts on gushing agricola fanboy disguise: if you preorder you don't just get cubes you also get ani... Sorry I cannot bring myself to write it, it's an even uglier word than the m-word.


But it's only one letter away from antimeeple.

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19 Jan 2008 18:56 #1146 by vandemonium
>meh< I'm looking forward to trying it. What the hell, I say. I'll give it a try and go from there.

Juniper, how far is Windsor from you? Maybe we could do an Agricola Summit. Of course I'll have to get my f'n passport now.

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21 Jan 2008 09:21 #1184 by Juniper
Toronto to Windsor is about 400 km. It's a 4 hour drive.

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21 Jan 2008 12:07 #1197 by Notahandle
Windsor's only about 30 miles from me.

...but I'm in England.

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21 Jan 2008 12:09 #1198 by Juniper
Oh, you crazy guys. Always naming your cities after ours.

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24 Jan 2008 02:48 #1344 by mikoyan
Windsor...I'm about 45 minutes from there....

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24 Jan 2008 10:35 #1365 by vandemonium
I'm about 3.5 hours away as well.

So would there be interest in this fo schizzle or no? I mean we wouldn't have to do *just* Agricola obviously. I'd like to play with Juniper tho after the great Cola War.

The Michiganders really will have to get our f'n passports tho I think, that new rule is in effect or no?

Crikey, what happened to the good old days of having people dead drunk and passed out in the back seat of the car, coming back from the Windsor Ballet and getting waved through no problem. Gaaaa!

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24 Jan 2008 10:39 #1366 by mikoyan
I must admit, I'm curious about this Agricola thing. Not enough to spend 70 bucks though.

I do have a passport though...

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27 Jan 2008 03:01 #1492 by Last Alchemist
Fuck Agricola. It's shit. It's fucking about FARMING for god's sake. I don't care how fucking "elegant" the mechanics are, or how fucking cute the animeeples may be (which isn't possible, because animeeples can kiss my fucking hairy ass). I am so fucking sick of hearing abut Agrifuckingboringasshitcola. If I wanted to farm, I would go to my intolerant grandmother's farm in North Carolina. I play board games to do things that I want to do, but can't do because they don't exist in reality.

Kill zombies? Check
Explore other planets, and kill other alien races? Check
Beat the shit out of my opponents? Check
Control, and manipulate, my house so that I can how total domination? Check
Totally annihilate the post apocalyptic world? Check

Farming? Fuck no.

You can take those animeeples, and shove them up Tom Vassels ass.
Never, no way, no how.

The gameplay is okay.

LA

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27 Jan 2008 03:26 #1496 by Lagduf
Last Alchemist wrote:

Fuck Agricola. It's shit. It's fucking about FARMING for god's sake. I don't care how fucking "elegant" the mechanics are, or how fucking cute the animeeples may be (which isn't possible, because animeeples can kiss my fucking hairy ass). I am so fucking sick of hearing abut Agrifuckingboringasshitcola. If I wanted to farm, I would go to my intolerant grandmother's farm in North Carolina. I play board games to do things that I want to do, but can't do because they don't exist in reality.

Kill zombies? Check
Explore other planets, and kill other alien races? Check
Beat the shit out of my opponents? Check
Control, and manipulate, my house so that I can how total domination? Check
Totally annihilate the post apocalyptic world? Check

Farming? Fuck no.

You can take those animeeples, and shove them up Tom Vassels ass.
Never, no way, no how.

The gameplay is okay.

LA


Ahahahahahahaha.

Quality post.

Harvest Moon dude.

Thats all i have to say.

Talk about one god damned addictive series of games that is (seemingly) based on a topic that is boring as hell.

If Agricola turns out to be the board game equivelant of the Harvest Moon series, then i wont regret my purchase. If it's garbage, i sell it and buy something with violence.

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27 Jan 2008 10:34 #1502 by jeb
Last Alchemist wrote:

I am so fucking sick of hearing abut Agrifuckingboringasshitcola.

I want to THUMB this. LA, I <3 you!

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28 Jan 2008 10:51 #1553 by Chapel
What? You all are jonesing for your daily dose of the good stuff...Here you go!



/Not pre-ordering
//Already Own
///Best of 2007

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28 Jan 2008 10:55 #1555 by Schweig!
MWChapel wrote:

///Best of 2007


Did you mention Starcraft?

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28 Jan 2008 11:58 #1558 by ubarose
Lagduf wrote:

Last Alchemist wrote:

Fuck Agricola. It's shit. It's fucking about FARMING for god's sake. I don't care how fucking "elegant" the mechanics are, or how fucking cute the animeeples may be (which isn't possible, because animeeples can kiss my fucking hairy ass). I am so fucking sick of hearing abut Agrifuckingboringasshitcola. If I wanted to farm, I would go to my intolerant grandmother's farm in North Carolina. I play board games to do things that I want to do, but can't do because they don't exist in reality.

Kill zombies? Check
Explore other planets, and kill other alien races? Check
Beat the shit out of my opponents? Check
Control, and manipulate, my house so that I can how total domination? Check
Totally annihilate the post apocalyptic world? Check

Farming? Fuck no.

You can take those animeeples, and shove them up Tom Vassels ass.
Never, no way, no how.

The gameplay is okay.

LA


Ahahahahahahaha.

Quality post.

Harvest Moon dude.

Thats all i have to say.

Talk about one god damned addictive series of games that is (seemingly) based on a topic that is boring as hell.

If Agricola turns out to be the board game equivelant of the Harvest Moon series, then i wont regret my purchase. If it's garbage, i sell it and buy something with violence.


Harvest Moon has those little magic faerie dudes. And there is some kind of puzzle you have to solve. It's not just farming. Right? I don't know. My daughter plays it. I don't understand it. I only play Katamari. In that game you just have to roll stuff up. You don't have to understand what is going on.

Anyway, I'm thinking, no little magic dudes in Agricola. But that would be cool. You could cast spells on your neighbors, and people could be accused of witchcraft. Add a little negotiation and politics for voting whether or not to burn someone at the stake. Could be fun.

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