Long story short. I work as croupier (that's casino dealer for all you non-gambling types), and I had me a hot, buxom , vietnamese MILF, in her late thirties, playing at my table, who just kept on asking me, "do you love me baby?" every time she doubled down or split.
I fucking swear, if I wasn't working with a pitboss that I KNOW would stir up the shit storm from hell, my answer would have been:
"Yes. Me love you looong time *SMILE*."
It took all the willpower I had not to say it. Thought I'd share.