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Chapel's Invitation Only Birthday Bash!

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08 May 2008 15:27 #6074 by Deleted User 1


Mike Chapel will be celebrating his birthday next Tuesday and preparations are underway for what seems to be the biggest birthday bash yet for our favorite EuroSnoot.

Through my sources I have obtained a copy of the schedule of events for this invitation only shindig and I thought I would share with all of us unfortunates who could not attend what we will be missing.


Mike Chapel Birthday Bash---Schedule of Events

Tues May 13th

7:00am-- Pancake Breakfast at International House of Pancakes. Chapel will have his usual order of chocolate chip pancakes with a miniature German Flag on top.

While waiting for breakfast Chapel will play a game of Carcassonne with Sugar packets.

8:00am--- Mike Chapel Birthday parade in downtown Austin, TX. If crowd fails to show we will rally support of gay community who is always eager to parade on any occassion.

9:00am--- Chapel will cash in Shoe Carnival gift certificate he received at IHOP breakfast for a new pair of tasseled Penny loafers, but instead of pennys Chapel will use gold coins from Caylus in the shoes

10:00am---Chapel will stop by internet cafe with a latte and read birthday wishes from geekbuddies on Boardgamegeek.

12:00noon--The Big Noon danceoff!!! Chapel will participate in a dance marathon to see who can dance the longest to the CD from the game Last Night on Earth!

1:00pm-- A light lunch to include Tofu hotdogs and low fat Wheat Thins.

2:00pm-- Chapel will take a nap in preparation for the Big Bash at night

3:00pm-- Chapel will wake up and get dressed for the Big Birthday bash

4:00pm--- Chapel spares no expense and begins to open 3 cartons of wine

5:00pm--Guest arrive and marvel at Chapel's meeple cake

6:00pm--- Everyone sings Happy Birthday and Alan Moon spanks Chapel for each year

7:00pm--- A wild game of Puerto Rico ensues

8:00pm ---Bedtime

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08 May 2008 15:34 #6075 by Michael Barnes
There is absolutely nothing I can add to this post to make it any more hilarious, so I'm just going to throw in the towel right here.

I'm just wondering who the mysterious "Guest" is...apparently there's three attendees- Chapel, Alan "Spankmaster" Moon, and "Guest".

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08 May 2008 16:18 - 08 May 2008 16:19 #6079 by ChristopherMD
Who is Mike Chapel? I want to get the joke too.
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08 May 2008 16:21 #6081 by Shellhead
That's going to be a pretty wild game of Puerto Rico. 45 minutes to set up and 15 minutes to play. Somebody is going to get their eye poked out, for sure.

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08 May 2008 18:38 #6091 by Mr Skeletor
I'm going to go create a geeklist bitching about how unfair it is I can't attend.

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08 May 2008 18:42 #6093 by jeb
Mr Skeletor wrote:

I'm going to go create a geeklist bitching about how unfair it is I can't attend.

I will comment on said GeekList that perhaps your "sour grapes" attitude is what prevented from receiving an invite. I will also parse your grammar and send a PM to an admin to argue for your banning.

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09 May 2008 02:12 #6132 by moss_icon
I will thumb your post and give you 0.05 geekgold.

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09 May 2008 05:14 - 09 May 2008 05:16 #6138 by Dogmatix
Unfortunately, I can't decide if should play the role of gratuitously adding Busen Memo to said Geeklist or the ever-popular role of humorless train gamer pointing out how the parade route should be optimized.

Perhaps I will hold an auction first to see which roles are left...

Oh, and happy birthday Chappy. =P
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09 May 2008 06:43 #6144 by colleen

12:00noon--The Big Noon danceoff!!! Chapel will participate in a dance marathon to see who can dance the longest to the CD from the game Last Night on Earth!


Pleeeeeeeeeease. He would dance to the Space Dealer terrible techno robot-like count down with it ending exactly at the time he was birthed.

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09 May 2008 11:21 #6167 by Schweig!
the*mad*gamer wrote:

7:00am-- Pancake Breakfast at International House of Pancakes. Chapel will have his usual order of chocolate chip pancakes with a miniature German Flag on top.

Why can't everybody hate the Huns again?

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09 May 2008 13:34 #6182 by mikoyan
Schweig! wrote:

the*mad*gamer wrote:

7:00am-- Pancake Breakfast at International House of Pancakes. Chapel will have his usual order of chocolate chip pancakes with a miniature German Flag on top.

Why can't everybody hate the Huns again?

Invade Poland again and that will change....

Speaking of which, I got the boxed set of Fawlty Towers, so I just had to watch the Germans episode...funny stuff....

"Don't mention the war...."

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10 May 2008 20:16 #6250 by BigLizard
Tofu hotdogs.....how elegant!


Schweig! wrote:

the*mad*gamer wrote:

7:00am-- Pancake Breakfast at International House of Pancakes. Chapel will have his usual order of chocolate chip pancakes with a miniature German Flag on top.

Why can't everybody hate the Huns again?


I hate the Huns. Once when I was a kid they knocked down the tower I was making with my little wooden blocks....damn them! Hmmmmm, or maybe that was my sister. It happened so long ago.

BillN

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10 May 2008 20:42 #6251 by Stephen Avery

Stephen Avery - your avatar grosses me out. Normally I don't comment. But that is seriously whacked. You sicko.



Hahaha :D Some one hacked into the account and posted it(probably Barnes or Ken though my password is pathetically easy to guess.) I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. I hate to offend your aesthetic sensabilities Colleen but I'm afraid I'm going to have to keep it at least for a while in honor of the good joke. Besides, just out of the picture frame is a game of Arkham Horror so its totally appropriet for this site...


Steve"PornClown"Avery

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10 May 2008 22:54 #6256 by Mr Skeletor
So you didn't put that up Steve? Color me disappointed, you nearly hit 'champion' status in my book.

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