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NYE 2017 War Stories
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I shall begin.
Last night I drank my stocking stuffer, 90 proof Basil Hayden’s. Now, my wife drank everything else. I mean, blackout drunk. We FaceTimed my buddies in California and started planning on the April Bender Jamboree in Vegas. The wife was being obnoxuously drunk and it was hilarious. We discovered that its impossible to harmonize over Facetime...they were playing some Kenny Loggins on an acoustic Taylor and a mandolin, and I was on my strat on my end and singing along. Dumpster fire...they were hearing my side maybe a half second after I was hearing them. So, that didn’t work. They were smoking weed on their side as well as murdering a bottle of Angel’s Envy, so it devolved into a 30 minute discussion on what service we can find that has almost lagless video so we can play together. We discussed rolling fiber cable from my house to his and determined that to be impractical.
The wife disappeared after arguing with me about the fact that her math skills are negligible at best due to her misunderstanding that 650 per person doesnt mean she has to pay 1100 and I pay 650. It was hilarious.
I played some Comfortably Numb to honor her, then went to bed, to find her passed the fuck out. Unfortunately, in my stumblydrunk state, I forgot that I had moved the lounge chairs in our sitting area in the bedroom, and managed to simultaneously smash my ankle, shin, and balls, which led me to fold like a cheap lawn chair. I got up, stumble-limped to bed, and woke up 6 hours later (this morning at 10) to make the kids breakfast and take my oldest to the Taco factory for work. And drop stuff off at Goodwill. And get some firewood. And replenish the bourhon supply the wife so kindly depleted.
Wife got up as I was leaving, with a raging hangover, so I crannked the amp up and completely crushed her brain with the first Comfortably Numb solo. She did not remember half the night (It’s been YEARS since she got legit blackout drunk) but she did know that I was a white hot cunt for turning up the amp.
DAY 2 later tonight, or tomorrow morning.
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Gary Sax wrote: We're going out on the eve to stargaze in the forest and then go hiking on the day. So... yeah not so much war stories.
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Guess which family member lives in another state and never gave us a photo to use.
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And that’s some hairstyle you got there, I love it. « Barber, give me the Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive »
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Yeah, despite having never played it, I assumed as much. My wife suspects that whoever bought her those games heard she was interested in board games and just gifted her what was the most visible, and not stuff she actually requested, so that's something.Shellhead wrote: Killer Bunnies is one of the very worst games that I have ever played.
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