Feel bad gaming/MtG story of the night

Hilarious!

Francis has a whole series of clips of him blowing up. This one was the first that I saw, I love the "Judge?"
He's what I imagine a young Newman would look like. Do Seinfeld references still work?

Wouldn't it be easier it to just say "I conceed" rather than get all aggravated over getting your ass kicked? Guys like this are the reason why I won't get into a situation where winning is serious business.

Also, drawing fourteen of seventeen lands… anybody else think Magic would be better if you had two separate draw piles? A 'land deck' of twenty or so cards, where you draw and play one every turn, and a 'spell deck' of forty cards containing everything else?

Pretty sure this guy's an act, right?

Yeah it's an act. It has to be.



My favorite. "It's the birth of Christ, for Christ sakes. What are these carrots? Do I look like a fucking rabbit? Mountain Lightning? Christ died for Mountain Dew, not Mountain Lightning"



This is a Christmas Rage. It's awesome.

Yeah, more entertaining to me knowing it's fake.

kotaku.com/the-bittersweet-story-of-fran...ggest-vid-1472713524

"I AM MY COUCH!!!"

Applejack wrote: \Also, drawing fourteen of seventeen lands… anybody else think Magic would be better if you had two separate draw piles? A 'land deck' of twenty or so cards, where you draw and play one every turn, and a 'spell deck' of forty cards containing everything else?

I don't, BUT yeah, a lot of people do, and that's why they made the Battle Box / Danger Room . Check them out!