What my SECRET SATAN sent me!

My Secret Satan box has arrived with scortch marks straight from HELL! But as I am patient when dealing with pure evil I will wait to open it until that fateful day next week! But thanks to my Satan, whomever you are...it is here.

Hmmm.

So wait, we we did Secret Santa many moons ago, we always had to announce ourselves so that the recipient could plot revenge.
We just didn't have the foresight to call it Secret Satan. (There was a head shop next to the Book Nook that carried inflatable sheep. )

And also I think the guy running it accepted bribes to cook the lists.

I have just received a box and a hand written note from a Mr Lucifer. I will wait until the 25th to open it in case I need the extra spiritual assistance as the box opens. Apparently he tried to have Quozl sent over to me (in multiple boxes) but some guy with the tag JC ran interference on that one.

NOTE: Octavian is, of course, in his middle management so was off limits.

I thought that Christmas was on the 27th in the UK!

Nobody said you have to wait until Christmas, that's a personal choice. It's also personal choice if you decide to reveal yourself or not.

The hell I'm waiting for Xmas. My Personal Satan (a notable unreleased Depeche Mode B-side) sent Arena Maximus.

That game doesn't actually suck.

Makes me feel a bit bad about the large box I posted off to my target.

But only a bit bad... >:-D

Me, I'm pretty sure that I'll be getting a copy of Warhamster Rally. THAT would be evil.

Mine is sent off and scheduled to arrive on Tuesday. Enjoy.

I put in a (small) consolation prize with the festering turd I sent to my vic, er I mean Secret Satan recipient. Poor bastard...

-Will

Well, my wife asked me "who the hell is B.L. Zebub" when the package came, and she opened it as she customarily does. I was delighted to find the following:

Book: The Best of Joe R. Lansdale
CD: "A Lump of Coal" CD-R, likely loaded with the BL Zebub virus
DVD: "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians"
Game: The Hills Rise Wild
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/799/the-hills-rise-wild

Mr. B.L. Zebub almost owed me a pair of pants, because I damned near shit myself laughing when I saw that Santa DVD. I'm getting good and stoned, and we're watching that tonight.

Thanks, and I always knew the Devil was a New Yorker! Can't wait to read the book on my flight Monday!!

^ That's a nice one.

moofrank wrote:

Me, I'm pretty sure that I'll be getting a copy of Warhamster Rally. THAT would be evil.

Frank, considering how it was available on Tanga at one point, it won't be A copy. It will be a full case of Warhamster Rally.

superflytnt wrote:

Game: The Hills Rise Wild
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/799/the-hills-rise-wild

Well you can cross Shellhead of your list of suspects, you'd have to pry that game out of his cold hands. You did well in the end ... unless there is a cultist curse on the game.

I received a copy of Set and Die wilden Fußballkerle, which is based on a series of association football children's books. It'll give me an excuse to brush up on my German, like when I picked up that copy of Drachenhort a couple years ago. Secret Satan is mysterious, except in this particular case where a note was included indicating my background was the reason for the selection. Not for Set. That remains a FATmas mystery.