What my SECRET SATAN sent me!

Southernman wrote:

Jur wrote:

... presenting me with the lauded World Cup Game, so I can relive the glorious weeks of June and July when our national squad set aside hospitalised or crippled other hopefuls like Brazil.

Fixed that for you.

A kiwi complaining about the level of aggro in football? Has it suddenly turned into a sissy sport?

What is the world coming to?

Just be glad it wasn't Manchester United...we'd never hear the end of it.

superflytnt wrote:

Just be glad it wasn't Manchester United...we'd never hear the end of it.

nobody talks about Cantona anymore... sigh...

Jur wrote:

superflytnt wrote:

Just be glad it wasn't Manchester United...we'd never hear the end of it.

nobody talks about Cantona anymore... sigh...

my favorite Cantona quote:

"I've had many good moments, but my favorite was kicking that hooligan."

Finally got my package!

My Secret Satan sent me Spearhead 1943 and Mr. Jack Pocket. I don't know if I'll ever get Spearhead 1943 played, but Mr. Jack Pocket looks like one that the wife will enjoy with me.

I'm feeling like Tiny fucking Tim pre Scroogian Epihany here...

Secret Satan- the gift that keeps on giving. He told me I was screwed now that he now had my address and he wasn't kidding. Today I got a box of empty toliet paper rolls and some other assorted garbage- well played sir.

Last week I got another gift from my not so Secret Satan. This one was gift wrapped, brand new, and even included a kind note telling me how much he'd enjoyed the SS programme. And the game? Let's just say lucky me.

It's called Klussen Met Koeien which googletranslates into something in the line of "DIY With Cows." It's a small card game that promises a lot of fun if I ever find a translation of the Dutch rules. Because, you see, my SS was kind enough to send me a game with language independent components. Thank you!

But that's not all. According to both the images on the cards and the description from TOS, this looks like a somewhat soft pornographic game. It's something about bulls trying to impress cows with their "big tools", but judging from the cards the females are in fact human and boy do they look sweet. But that's not all. As far as I can tell the game is compatible with other (Dutch) cow games which promises endless hours of fun.

Thank you, Secret Satan, it's greatly appreciated.

I have been brave enough to poke around in the box that Satan's Little Helper (MOOSatan) sent me and have found; a bag of rocks, bags of lots of different funny plastic spaceships, a felt mat, set of rules for something called Battel Beyond Space prototype, three little ziplock bagged games with cutouts (arrrgghhh) including one called The Amittyville Horror and one about making a merikan pie out of three types of berries ...... I think I am going to be joining uba in losing hours of my life I'll never want to remember.
Adrian seems keen on this Space Battle thingy but he can't get the 3-4 players needed unless I drive over again ... DAMN YOU MOOSATAN [Gruff fist waving].

I got a copy of Mystic Wood in the mail yesterday. I can't wait to try it.

The bad news is that I didn't know I was participating in Secret Satan, so I sent nothing. I guess somebody got completely ripped off because of me. I feel terrible. Anyone in Canada get no response from their Satan? Let me know, and I'll send you something truly horrible. Please promise to forget it was from me.

Juniper wrote:
" The bad news is that I didn't know I was participating in Secret Satan, so I sent nothing."
Don't worry, you drew Octavian.