What my SECRET SATAN sent me!

allismom3 wrote:
" The avatar is very cool, thanks."
Good job Hatchling!

allismom3 wrote:

I got another package from Satan. This one did contain a game- You're Bluffing
www.geekdo.com/boardgame/1117/youre-bluffing
Still don't have any idea about the rice.

It was the bluff?

So far nothing.

Sandi, however, has not been idle. We have been exchanging our gifts slowly over the next few days. She hit amazon.de and ordered me a copy of Kackel Dackel. If you don't know what it is, just google it. There is a commercial on Youtube.

The "stuff" is vivid bright yellow, and has a consistency somewhere between very chilled cottage cheese and jello.

moofrank wrote:

So far nothing.

Sandi, however, has not been idle. We have been exchanging our gifts slowly over the next few days. She hit amazon.de and ordered me a copy of Kackel Dackel. If you don't know what it is, just google it. There is a commercial on Youtube.

The "stuff" is vivid bright yellow, and has a consistency somewhere between very chilled cottage cheese and jello.

Juniper The Little White Dog is an expert at Kackel Dackel: Das LARP-Spiel.

I received a message saying my package will arrive after Christmas. There is a decent chance we may be moving some time in January to get away from the neighbour, so I hope it arrives before the move.

Kackel Dackel is what I would have sent my target had I participated.

Kackel Dackel is what I will now shout out when I'm driving and someone drives like Kackel Dackel. Or maybe "Kackel Dackel Kopf."



Also, I'm sort of afraid to open mine in front of the family...

My package arrived today. I'd been planning to open it in order to spare my family the screams of anguish on Cristmas day should it prove Satanic instead of Saintly. But my cunning santa had gift wrapped what was inside the package, and obviuosly you can't touch giftwrap before Christmas day, that'd be heresy.

I can see through the paper the words "creatures" and "chaos", so I'm fairly sure it's not Princes of Florence. Other than that I have no idea.

Designers in the 80's really dropped the ball when no one designed a game called CREATURES AND CHAOS.

Just want to put this out there:

I cannot, again, thank my personal devil enough for that Joe Lansdale book. I, honestly, never read anything from the guy, and although I am still a hair put off by his overtly racist overtones in virtually every story, he's a Texan, so you have to expect a bit of that.

Great, funny, and I mean, "laughing on the plane today so loud it was making other passengers uncomfortable" funny. Wee mini wienerdogs humping and being kicked by a circus actor and having mommy explain that, "It's OK, they're just doing tricks, they know how to land" with a subsequent assertion that, "He came back with one less dog. Apparently Mommy was wrong about them knowing how to land."

I mean, the Godzilla 12-Step program had me laughing so hard I was choking. King Kong playing with barbies that he drew on pubes and a vagina? Godzilla masturbating to photos of rubble? Fucking wicked funny shit.

Good stuff, and whomever you are, there's a chance you may indeed get a free pass out of hell for this one.

Thanks, so very much, for making the single worst travel day I've had in 10 years much more palatable.

Next Lansdale books you need to look into are the Hap Collins/Leonard Pine books. A couple of old Army buddies team up to fight crime, one dirty kick at a time. Classic buddy movie material, and I can easily picture them played by Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans.

My Secret Satan package arrived yesterday. I told my family that we'll save "The Mystery Box" for Christmas morning. We'll also have a contest and whomever has gotten the lamest present so far has to open it. lol


-Will

That's going to be awesome if they sent you BUSEN MEMO.

Michael Barnes wrote:

That's going to be awesome if they sent you BUSEN MEMO.

He's from Europe. They have tits on cereal boxes over there. I hope someone sent him ESCAPE FROM COLDITZ so he gets arrested.

jeb wrote:

He's from Europe. They have tits on cereal boxes over there.

Fruity Pebbles?