Announcing: Gaming by Michael Luxury Gaming Accessories

No exclusives, no deal. I could just as easily wait for MM or CSI to carry this stuff for a fraction of the price.

I’ll be sure to remind everyone of this on TOS and in every reddit thread where this product line is mentioned.

Just ordered my knock off from China FU.

If you are looking for an experienced developer to join your team, I'd be happy to send my application.

Among my ideas to add to this amazing line would be The Unpackomatic, basically each game sold would include a small undernourished dwarf from a third world country, whose only role would be to "unbox" your game while at the same time playing a loud and dramatic music score to highlight the excitement as each component is revealed.

If you pay at the Exelsior kickstarter level, you'd get not one but TWO of them, with the other assistant performing the role of "organizing your storage": NEVER again will gamers be forced to confront the terrors of trying to put their precious game components back into their boxes in the wrong way.

At what pledge level do I get the 24K plated Kallax signed by the venerable M. Barnes?

Sagrilarus wrote: You know, you're joking about this, but there were people paying $8000 in advance for gaming furniture. I think you're thinking too small. I'd wager you could put an entire furniture suite up on Kickstarter, table, chairs, the boardgame equivalent of a china hutch, and specially designed game-room lighting sold as a set for $18,000 and pull orders. Give it a haughty double entendre gaming name like "The El Grande" and require payment up front in installments. You'll need to assign each buyer a "concierge" to assist them with their options, the whole nine yards. I'll bet you a bottle of Maker's Mark that you get people signing up.

It's like the soccer moms on the sidelines Saturday morning. Each is looking to out-do the other in The Battle of the Extravagance. "You went to Rome with the kids this year? We did that the last two years. We went to St. Petersburg this year, then to Antarctica." You'll get buyers looking to prove they're more dedicated to the faith than anyone else, more willing to spend money just so they can say they spent it.

I make some nice furniture. I've considered leaving the environmental industry to fleece dumb asses like this. Literally all you need is to make some jigs, a quality lumber supplier, and a Home Depot parking lot at which to pick up illegal aliens to labor for you at 6$ an hour.

I'll admit it: if I hit one of those $500M lotteries, I'd have a 6000-sq-ft house full of toys, and one of the toys might be a game room full of crap like that. "I'm tired of those microdivots in the top of my dining room table, honey. Let's get a new table, and a fancy gaming table for the Gaming Conservatory."

Were I to spend crazy money on a table, it is coming from Bottega Montana.

How about The Gamer’s Chair, which is, ya know, a chair. Comes in foldable, straightback, lounge, etc. For an extra $15, it includes a hook in the middle of the chair back, to keep your underwear held up.

What do you think about: turn reminder, beard stroker, silence enforcer?

So does this mean my Milch un Gherkin tattoo I got 10 years ago is now officially without reason? Sad...

the_jake_1973 wrote: Were I to spend crazy money on a table, it is coming from Bottega Montana.

This is where Trump complains that illegal aliens are even replacing beloved child stars: "Bottega Montana?!!"

Throw in a seat warmer or I'm out.

I'm tired of these big companies using Kickstarter for this kind of thing. That's not what it's for. Fuck your capitalism, pig.

NEW ITEMS AVAILABLE IN THE ONLINE STORE!

“Underground” 40w UV LAMP
Tired of being pasty? Sick of not being able to remember what sunlight looks like? The rickets getting to you? WELL NO LONGER! With this new UV lamp, you will never have to leave your parents’ basement again!

“BarnesFresh” personal fragrance dispenser
Tired of the mockery when you’re walking down the dealer hall aisles at your local con? NO LONGER! These personal freshness devices have a self adhesive, oil repellent backing which attaches to the small of your back! Lasting at least 70 hours, one of these discs will keep you smelling your best despite your lack of hygiene! They even work for UtiliKilts!
In 4 new scents:
MOUNTAIN DEW
HOT FRIES AND VANILLA MILKSHAKE
STEAK AND SHAKE BANANA CREAM
CHOCOLATE PUDDING

Oh god gencon flashbacks