Announcing: Gaming by Michael Luxury Gaming Accessories

I am definitely stealing the idea for the pants hook and the beard stroker. I know for a lot of you more hirsute gamessieurs that getting things like cubes, chili and insects caught in your beard is a serious gaming issue so I believe a high-impact plastic device that would actually work to separate the hairs while removing unwanted foreign objects or substances would be popular. I can see It embossed with a gold Gaming by Michael logo for an extra $50.

While I'm intrigued by your "full-table sleeve" concept, what I really need are small, round sleeves of various sizes for my metal coins. Do you have anything like that in development?

The expensive metal coins thing always blows me away. Pennies and nickels are usually cheaper, and we have them lying around already.

As a retailer I like it though.

Michael Barnes wrote: I am definitely stealing the idea for the pants hook and the beard stroker. I know for a lot of you more hirsute gamessieurs that getting things like cubes, chili and insects caught in your beard is a serious gaming issue so I believe a high-impact plastic device that would actually work to separate the hairs while removing unwanted foreign objects or substances would be popular. I can see It embossed with a gold Gaming by Michael logo for an extra $50.

C'mon now you're stretching. Who needs a high-impact plastic device to separate hair and remove foreign objects!! Haha please. A simple beard bib will suffice. Funny you had me going there for a minute. Let me guess...next will be a daily change of underwear!!

Would you buy a Gaming by Michael Beard Sleeve if it had a high quality illustration of a dragon or a sorceress on it?

A sorceress with an impossibly thin waist size...in a jumping or flying position, real angry fighty face and huge round cans with a celtic leaf design only covering the nipples and yes, I would buy a box of them.

When I am at conventions and game stores, I sometimes wish that soap was a more popular gaming accessory.

Jexik wrote: The expensive metal coins thing always blows me away. Pennies and nickels are usually cheaper, and we have them lying around already.

As a retailer I like it though.

So, I’ve been thinking about this and I just don’t get the coin craze. All you have to do is belt sand a US (or foreign) coin and then stamp it with a hammer.

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NOW AVAILABLE FROM BARNESCO:

The new and improved MDF (Maggot Defense Facemask)
Tired of your unkempt neckbeard catching food and having flies lay eggs beneath your neck rolls? This new mask is both stylish and affordable! Never get tickle-neck again!
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*Helmet not included

I don't know where to find it, but the old EXCITED MAN image seems very appropriate here

Michael Barnes wrote: THE GAMING TABLE SLEEVE- This FULL TABLE sleeve will help to ensure that your expensive furniture investment stays in like-new condition for all time. Made out of a tough, blue interwoven textile, the Gaming By Michael Table Sleeve also includes metal eyelet rings so you can secure the tarp-like sleeve to the ground.

I know this is all in jest but I do own one of these already and love it. It turns our slate tile dinner table into a nice surface for playing cards and board games.

But that is not a Gaming by Michael product. Imagine that but custom made for gaming- and with the Catan resource icons printed on it!

I was going to suggest some Neckbeard Oils:

- Patchouli Provost
- Sandalwood Settlers
- Evergeen Elegance

... but then realized that anyone with a neckbeard isn’t into hygiene enough to care. Maybe Gaming By Michael can reach this untapped market.

Thanks to this thread, I am actually becoming a bit concerned about dice causing micro-divots in my gaming table. Someday it may be difficult for the dice to land on a flat surface to be read if the table is full of micro-craters.

Shellhead wrote: Thanks to this thread, I am actually becoming a bit concerned about dice causing micro-divots in my gaming table. Someday it may be difficult for the dice to land on a flat surface to be read if the table is full of micro-craters.

Every roll will be subject to dispute.