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Shellhead wrote: Thanks to this thread, I am actually becoming a bit concerned about dice causing micro-divots in my gaming table. Someday it may be difficult for the dice to land on a flat surface to be read if the table is full of micro-craters.

Just be like me...get a Gen1 Mayday crokinole board. After that, your table will be so damaged that you’ll have to get a table sleeve.

boardgamegeek.com/thread/1884082/sleeving-board-game-boxes

(Picard facepalm gif)

That is why the subreddit boardgamescirclejerk exists.

the_jake_1973 wrote: That is why the subreddit boardgamescirclejerk exists.

Except some of our dickness is actually funny.

Hey suckers, how many of you are storing your games on NON-BOARD GAME SHELVES???
www.kickstarter.com/projects/888782331/b...?ref=category_newest

They really should have made the gifs of the problems of regular shelves in black and white, like a true informercial.







Also, if you had a living room that looked like that, why the fuck would you want your board games all displayed in the middle of it?

hotseatgames wrote: Hey suckers, how many of you are storing your games on NON-BOARD GAME SHELVES???
www.kickstarter.com/projects/888782331/b...?ref=category_newest

I AM THE BOX KING...
(Wife pops in...”No, no he is not. His brother, though....)

NOW SOLD IN STORES:
BarnesCo’s Patented Euro Resource Tower

Have you ever played CATAN and realized how unfair it is that you get resources and nobody else does? No longer! Drop those dice into our tower with PRISM technology. (Progressively Realistic Integrated Socialist Mechanism) which allows players to see ALL dice sides at the same time! Everyone gets resources! Ships with a free copy of the Socialist Manifesto and five collectible one ounce cans of soup!

(Played Catan last night with friends and one had never played - she was my buddy’s 3ed date. Bitched about not getting resources and explained that Catan should be a Socialist utopia to be a better game).

We were all dying when we realized she was dead serious.

SuperflyTNT wrote: NOW SOLD IN STORES:
BarnesCo’s Patented Euro Resource Tower

Have you ever played CATAN and realized how unfair it is that you get resources and nobody else does? No longer! Drop those dice into our tower with PRISM technology. (Progressively Realistic Integrated Socialist Mechanism) which allows players to see ALL dice sides at the same time! Everyone gets resources! Ships with a free copy of the Socialist Manifesto and five collectible one ounce cans of soup!

(Played Catan last night with friends and one had never played - she was my buddy’s 3ed date. Bitched about not getting resources and explained that Catan should be a Socialist utopia to be a better game).

We were all dying when we realized she was dead serious.

The bandit/robber already represents a Socialist utopia since it randomly taxes the hard working citizens of Catan by stealing the fruits of their labors without providing any real benefits.

What the hell is a 3ed date?

First date was a movie, second date was a dinner, and her 3rd Edition date was game night at Pete’s.

No fourth date.

Did they ever find her?

I actually played on a game table recently and have to say it was a nice enough dining room table for a small family. The fact that the leafs pop off to reveal a game underneath away from kids and cats was pretty cool. It was no more expensive either.