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Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
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31 Aug 2011 08:35 #102497
by ThirstyMan
I found this on a Kuwaiti bloggers site and thought you guys would like to comment. It's a Chinese version of Batmans origins:
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I found this on a Kuwaiti bloggers site and thought you guys would like to comment. It's a Chinese version of Batmans origins:
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31 Aug 2011 12:02 #102501
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Replied by hotseatgames on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
That's pretty much as I remember it.
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31 Aug 2011 12:05 #102502
by billyz
Replied by billyz on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
PUUUUUHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH****............(dies of laughter induced stroke)
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31 Aug 2011 12:37 #102503
by stormseeker75
Replied by stormseeker75 on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
Who the fuck is Doctor Jackstraw? I may have to make that my new stage name.
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31 Aug 2011 14:08 #102508
by Dair
Replied by Dair on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
He strokes all criminals everywhere? I'm really surprised they don't like him more.
Also, I love how he just became Spiderman in the middle of the text. Bat, spider, whatever.
Also, I love how he just became Spiderman in the middle of the text. Bat, spider, whatever.
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31 Aug 2011 15:10 - 31 Aug 2011 15:11 #102512
by Rliyen
Replied by Rliyen on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
It seems that the text was originally written in Chinese to the typsetters, who put the English in the same syntax as Chinese. Japanese, if written literally, does the exact same thing.
Shigoto e ikimasu " I go to work."
Shigoto e ikimasu
"work" "go"
enpitsu de watashi no namae o arawashimasu "I write my name with a pencil"
enpitsu de watashi no namae o arawashimasu
"pencil" "with" "I, me" "name" "write".
Shigoto e ikimasu " I go to work."
Shigoto e ikimasu
"work" "go"
enpitsu de watashi no namae o arawashimasu "I write my name with a pencil"
enpitsu de watashi no namae o arawashimasu
"pencil" "with" "I, me" "name" "write".
Last edit: 31 Aug 2011 15:11 by Rliyen.
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31 Aug 2011 15:12 #102513
by Rliyen
Replied by Rliyen on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
I guess Dr. Jackstraw is Scarecrow.
Still like the stroking criminals part.
Still like the stroking criminals part.
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31 Aug 2011 18:31 #102535
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What, you've never heard of Doctor JackStraw, the evil British politician?
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31 Aug 2011 20:03 #102542
by Juniper
Replied by Juniper on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
With great power comes a cowardly, superstitious lot.
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01 Sep 2011 03:36 #102577
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Replied by engineer Al on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
I believe "Ra/'s Al-Ghul" is Chinese for "engineer Al".
Thanks for the post Andy. Fuckin Hysterical.
Thanks for the post Andy. Fuckin Hysterical.
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01 Sep 2011 15:14 #102587
by Ken B.
Replied by Ken B. on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
Someday, I aspire to be "Chief of Ninja Group." That would soooo rock.
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01 Sep 2011 16:29 #102603
by SaMoKo
Replied by SaMoKo on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
That is one of the best toy descriptions ever.
I think the first time I saw it was here:
www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine...knockoffs.php?page=2
There's a couple of other good ones on that page.
I think the first time I saw it was here:
www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine...knockoffs.php?page=2
There's a couple of other good ones on that page.
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29 Sep 2011 02:20 #104621
by Jdrizzle
Replied by Jdrizzle on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
Love how he just found the batcave, already setup from the sounds of things, under his villa... haha... and then became spiderman for some reason and took down the chief of mafia /giggle
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29 Sep 2011 16:13 #104653
by mjl1783
Replied by mjl1783 on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
Eh, I wasn't that impressed to find that he stroke all criminals, but to stroke all criminal activates? That's pretty badass, especially if he does it everywhere.
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29 Sep 2011 17:36 #104657
by Shellhead
Good point. Chinese Batman probably rocks in HeroClix.
Replied by Shellhead on topic Re: Batman's Origins...Chinese Version
mjl1783 wrote: Eh, I wasn't that impressed to find that he stroke all criminals, but to stroke all criminal activates? That's pretty badass, especially if he does it everywhere.
Good point. Chinese Batman probably rocks in HeroClix.
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