Did Thanos Kill you?

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I was spared!

All hail Thanos, our benevolent dictator who drives his movement on behalf of the utilitarian collective. Thanks to his wisdom, there are now enough resources for everyone in the Universe. Oh, sorry about those who lost, but, your death allowed us to live, and better.

Yup.

Also:

I too, was spared.

(Thanos must be off his game.)

Let's just say Shellie will have to schedule someone else for my next article.

Well, add vacuum up Dad to the chore list for the kids.

I was spared on Reddit.

It's like the new Dr. Who. Everything will be magically reset, so nobody's pain matters. Kind of like the Christian afterlife.

stoic wrote: www.didthanoskill.me/

I was spared!

All hail Thanos, our benevolent dictator who drives his movement on behalf of the utilitarian collective. Thanks to his wisdom, there are now enough resources for everyone in the Universe. Oh, sorry about those who lost, but, your death allowed us to live, and better.

I read a supremely nerdy post the other day that pointed out that if Thanos killed half of "all life," that means he killed half the plants and animals that humans rely on for food. He also killed half the bacteria that lives in your gut. Soooo .... even the ones who survived the Snapture are likely going to die anyway. Just slower, and in much more agony. Congrats!

Joebot wrote:

stoic wrote: www.didthanoskill.me/

I was spared!

All hail Thanos, our benevolent dictator who drives his movement on behalf of the utilitarian collective. Thanks to his wisdom, there are now enough resources for everyone in the Universe. Oh, sorry about those who lost, but, your death allowed us to live, and better.

I read a supremely nerdy post the other day that pointed out that if Thanos killed half of "all life," that means he killed half the plants and animals that humans rely on for food. He also killed half the bacteria that lives in your gut. Soooo .... even the ones who survived the Snapture are likely going to die anyway. Just slower, and in much more agony. Congrats!

Nah, that's an overblown theory advanced by Thanos's detractors on Twitter.

Every time you take antibiotics, you decimate your gut flora just like Thanos's act of finger snapping grace.

Don't worry though, it regenerates.

After my Thanos sparing, I ate some yogurt and all was well. Another spared friend, Thanos be praised, had to undergo a Fecal microbiota transplant, but, he's all better now.

SPARED BABY

I am sorry to say that myself and my progeny survived but I’m also Thanosingle too.

SuperflyTNT wrote: I am sorry to say that myself and my progeny survived but I’m also Thanosingle too.

I'm off to register www.thanosingle.com -- a dating website for people who lost their spouses in the Snappening.

You guys, I don't feel so g

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He spared me, but I’m gonna prove that idiot wrong by eating Tide Pods for Likes

"Thanos, Make Abundance Galactic Again"