Secret Satan 2012 Pics! Post 'Em Here!

Am I to assume at this point that I got stiffed? Help me, Satan.

hotseatgames wrote: Am I to assume at this point that I got stiffed? Help me, Satan.

Give it a little time. I haven't gotten mine yet either.

I can't wait for my target to post the photos.

Space Ghost wrote:

hotseatgames wrote: Am I to assume at this point that I got stiffed? Help me, Satan.

Give it a little time. I haven't gotten mine yet either.

Me neither. People were still getting packages in January last time, if I remember.

Blame the post office. I heard they suck.

yeah, satan said mine would be here on the 26th, I think the snow scared him off

That reminds me, Ubarose, you still have 55.5 days of dread to wait.

Dear Satan, I received your package shortly before Christmas. However I'm currently in my own personal house closing/moving hell, you'll have to wait on a reaction for a week or two...

I didn't want to be a bummer, because I appreciated my satanic majesty's gift of Glory to Rome black box, but alas, I already owned it. So I put it up on the BGG flea market thread and just traded it for freakin' Claustrophobia! Satan, I'm glad you're down there looking up on me. I will be extra wicked this coming year.

Your ingratitude shall be marked upon my obsidian tablets of DOOM written in living flames of torment.

Next time have a game collection list somewhere so that I might send you duplicates of ALL the games you own thus giving the appearance of generosity while really giving you a subtle F.U.

Now away with you, Bull Nakano. Go peddle your used crap to suckers for pennies. Your uppence is coming.

OK. I finally got my SS package through customs who kindly held it for 2 weeks without even inspecting it. Lazy bastards.

Here's a list of stuff in the package as I am rubbish at taking photos and transferring to computer.

2 XBox games which is a bit of a bastard as I don't have an XBox

Brothers in Arms FPS for the PC which is fine. I don't have that so that's cool.

LOTR tradeable miniatures game map and rulebook and the Star Wars map for Starship Battles plus what looks like a large blank dungeon sheet from Cavalier Games....hmmmm

A TIE fighter miniature which looks cool
A Dark Trooper miniature which looks cool
A sheep miniature which doesn't look cool

A package of small black plastic limousines

A package of small black speed boats (I think). Fuck knows where they are from.

A plastic 'Demon Orb' with several Demon Contracts ...no idea where they are from

Wolverine Origins comic book
Giant Size Wolverine comic book

A flurry of Avalon Hill oldies including

1776....who knows what happened there. One thing I'm sure of, the British have forgotten it.

Submarine.....can play solo so will try this oldie and see if it swims

Luftwaffe.....Air war over Germany will see if this one flys

Tactics II from 1958. This is a true classic and certainly a worthy addition to my collection.

Finally, Berlin,a graphic novel from our very own author, Jason Lutes which I haven't got and am really looking forward to reading.

Accidently, didn't tell SS that the address in NY is a courier address so not to send anything heavy. Ended up paying $150 for the lot with a $20 customs fee. Entire shitload was sent in an old wine box thereby winding me up just a little bit more.

Overall, mostly shit with a few gems to ease the pain. No dry 'cake mix' for making wine, which I was disappointed about and no hidden kg of coke which is also disappointing.

ThirstyMan wrote: Ended up paying $150 for the lot with a $20 customs fee. Entire shitload was sent in an old wine box thereby winding me up just a little bit more.

Sorry man, but this gave me the giggles. Well played, Satan!

ThirstyMan wrote: A package of small black plastic limousines
A package of small black speed boats (I think). Fuck knows where they are from.

Probably Blood Feud in New York.

ThirstyMan wrote: Brothers in Arms FPS for the PC which is fine. I don't have that so that's cool.

The first of many reminders that were it not for the "colonies" you'd be speaking German.

LOTR tradeable miniatures game map and rulebook and the Star Wars map for Starship Battles plus what looks like a large blank dungeon sheet from Cavalier Games....hmmmm

The map was to remind you that you don't have X-Wing. The dungeon sheet was to prepare you for the falaka you were going to endure....

A TIE fighter miniature which looks cool
A Dark Trooper miniature which looks cool

More reminders that YOU DON'T HAVE X-WING

A sheep miniature which doesn't look cool

It gets lonely in the desert...

A package of small black plastic limousines

A package of small black speed boats (I think). Fuck knows where they are from.

Blood Feud In New York

A plastic 'Demon Orb' with several Demon Contracts ...no idea where they are from

A very nice custom Heroscape piece.

1776....who knows what happened there. One thing I'm sure of, the British have forgotten it.

Which is why an American reminded you.

Submarine.....can play solo so will try this oldie and see if it swims

I felt pity upon your poor soul. Truly outstanding game. I know it's hard to find playmates (read: sheep) in the desert, so I included a solo game.

Luftwaffe.....Air war over Germany will see if this one flys

Nothing says "Satan Loves You" like allowing you to re-enact some of the darkest days of your home country.

Tactics II from 1958. This is a true classic and certainly a worthy addition to my collection.

One of the best wargames ever. Figured you'd love it.

Finally, Berlin,a graphic novel from our very own author, Jason Lutes which I haven't got and am really looking forward to reading.

I'd looked back for DAYS AND DAYS of your posts because, you ruddy twat, you don't keep up your BGG profile.

...no hidden kg of coke which is also disappointing.

Apparently the emir did open the parcel...

ThirstyMan wrote: OK. I finally got my SS package through customs who kindly held it for 2 weeks without even inspecting it. Lazy bastards.

Here's a list of stuff in the package as I am rubbish at taking photos and transferring to computer.


A package of small black plastic limousines

A package of small black speed boats (I think). Fuck knows where they are from.

The limos and speed boats come from Blood Feud in New York.