Oh wow, Mr. Craney, you're now 51!
I'm hoping you're having even more fun
Than Walsingham's famous slaughter of Grouse
Than even Jack Dempsey's first gloved boxing bout
But not so much as Nevada's '57 birth of a sun!
51 years ago today, you were no longer inside'r
I can honestly say I hope the days finer
Than most other days since you bitch a lot
Like when you found your kid smoking pot
But today, at least, you might see a vaginer!
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