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F:AT Snack Attack 3 - Ecto Cooler Review!

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21 Sep 2016 02:00 #234650 by Egg Shen

Welcome back to a very special installment of the F:AT Snack Attack.  In previous articles we’ve looked at Kettle Corn and the world’s tastiest corn taquito chip.  This time I’m going to be covering something very near and dear to my heart.  Something that I’m sure many of you are all familiar with.  Yup, it’s the tasty green concoction which looks like Re-animator serum.  It’s Hi C’s Ecto Cooler!  

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21 Sep 2016 07:40 #234651 by stoic

Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?


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21 Sep 2016 09:55 #234665 by Columbob
Man these articles are fun! Even if those snacks sound thoroughly disgusting (maybe not to the tastebuds though) and I'd never ever buy them. Do they even have Ecto Cooler in Canada? No idea.
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21 Sep 2016 11:43 #234671 by engineer Al
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21 Sep 2016 19:06 #234726 by Michael Barnes
10% Fruit Juice begs the question...what is the other 90%? I'm guessing:

80% High Fructose Corn Syrup
5% Antifreeze ("artificial coloring"
5% Liquid cancer
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23 Sep 2016 13:44 - 23 Sep 2016 13:46 #234885 by Egg Shen
Thanks! Honestly, these "reviews" are incredibly fun to write and I had a blast with this one in particular.

Ecto Cooler was such a massive part of my childhood and finally getting it back is something I never thought would happen. Yeah it's basically a sugary abominations, but fuck it...it's MY SUGARY ABOMINATION DAMMIT!

For those of you crazy enough to make some of these drinks, the Slime-a-Rita is probably your safest bet. The recipe is my basic simple margarita recipe and I just subsitute Ecto Cooler for the agave syrup. It works surprisingly well.

Also, the Shandy is better tasting than it has any right to be. I love the slow color change of Nuclear Neon Green to Weasel Piss Yellow...it really is a lovely gradient in the glass.

As a happy coincidence, this article was published on Bill Murrary's birthday! I thought that was kind of cool coincidence. Though, if there is a person that hates Ecto Cooler more than Michael Barnes it's probably Bill Murray....
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