I fought WORLD WAR IV and I all got was this stupid rash

Alright alright alright. This Cracked LCD is the most unfair, incomplete, and irrational thing I've probably ever written about a game. It's about WORLD WAR IV, but it's not a review. It's a symptomatic description of why I practically broke out in hives while playing it, and why my group called the game and refused to finish it.