High Ground, Hardened Steel, and Cleavage

    Everyone should own a Deathwalker 9000.  They're kind of slow and can be a bit clumsy, but they're great for home protection and pretty doggone handy to have around for heavy lifting tasks.  The real problem is that they're a bit soft and squishy on the inside and the service plan isn't the greatest.  The trick is this -- keep them in a high, safe place away from salt water.

I named mine "Howard"