For instance, the board is a napkin. I don't...
I should have a warning label or something:
The surgeon general has determined that letting me review your crappy game can be bad for sales, not to mention what it will do to your ego.
Uncle Chestnut's Table Gype is a good example of a game where the designer would have done well to read that warning label. Alas, he was inattentive, and apparently never read reviews of stuff I didn't like. Well, Uncle Chestnut, you probably should have done a little more homework. Table Gype is rife with examples of things that make me walk away in a hurry.