2009 The Ameritrash Year of Love

40 years after the original summer of love we are now witnessing the Fortress: Ameritrash Year of Love,  evidenced by all the new spawns popping up here at F:AT.  That's kind of why you're reading a crappy front page article by King Put rather than a good article by Barnes, Matt, Drake, Sag or somebody else.  The rest of the staff is too busy birthing babies and dealing with hormonal wives to write anything decent.  Well, Uba threatened to post some really embarrassing stories from my childhood unless I wrote a couple of hundred words.  After hearing about how Tiger Woods lost his endorsement,  I was kind of worried that if some of those stories got out,  I would lose all my endorsements from being the greatest Caylus Player in the World.  Even worse, I might even lose my invite to the Gathering.

Luckily, it's the first week of 2010 as I write this,  so I can write this bullshit. Here are the 9 biggest F:AT stories of 2009.

(Photo of Lego Ken who filled in for Ken for most of 2009)