A recent email exchange with my father, who is 68 years old and blasts the tv so loudly that my mom is threatening to move in with us.
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Dear Dad,
Go get a freaking hearing aid and quit punishing mom. Also, it will allow you to talk with your family, which may or may not be something you want to do.
Love,
Mark
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Jeff to me
8:20 PM (23 hours ago)
Dear Mark,
Quit playing boring board games away from home with geeks and stay home and save your marriage.
Love,
Dad
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Mark to Jeff
8:41 PM (23 hours ago)
What? I can't hear you.
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Jeff to me
8:48 PM (23 hours ago)
I can't read your email because I am playing Monopoly.