UK Games Expo Report #1 - Kickstarter Edition: Escape the Dark Castle, The Dice Dungeon, Coral Island

This train is full of nerds. They're crammed in like geeky sardines, like the filling in a maths sandwich. The people in front of me are talking about Paranoia. The man standing in the aisle is wearing a Catan t-Shirt. There is unshorn hair and beard everywhere. I feel sorry for the poor woman next to me, who is an ordinary Saturday traveller trying to get to Coventry.