F:AT Titan Game #4

18-strength Titan is hilarious. He's got about a 40% chance of killing a Colossus with one swipe. Rawr!

Not so funny considering he has two of those fucking bitches.

Oh shit it's on! Not looking good for Gold--he set up too defensively I think and won't be able to get those Colossi out. Even if they got 30 swings, there's only a 18% of taking out the Titan.

Anthony --

You better set up the next game ASAP. I am hoping the exhaustion of this battle will throw you off in the early game.

Dr_Mabuse wrote:

billyz wrote:

Holy fuck!!! Santiago might actually lose this one! But then agin he is the MASTER OF ASSFUCKING by his own account so you never know...

For a "bottom" Mr. Zavos, you talk too fucking much.

Anthony "Top" Santiago

That is so never going to get old.

jeb wrote:

Oh shit it's on! Not looking good for Gold--he set up too defensively I think and won't be able to get those Colossi out. Even if they got 30 swings, there's only a 18% of taking out the Titan.

You're probably right. At least I got his Arch Angel to fold up shop. Anthony's insane luck with 6's for Titan Teleportation at the end of this game is what really did me in. There were no opportunities for me to feed my puny Titan. =/

-Will

Bulwyf wrote:

jeb wrote:

Oh shit it's on! Not looking good for Gold--he set up too defensively I think and won't be able to get those Colossi out. Even if they got 30 swings, there's only a 18% of taking out the Titan.

You're probably right. At least I got his Arch Angel to fold up shop. Anthony's insane luck with 6's for Titan Teleportation at the end of this game is what really did me in. There were no opportunities for me to feed my puny Titan. =/

-Will

I call hacks.

billyz wrote:

Bulwyf wrote:

jeb wrote:

Oh shit it's on! Not looking good for Gold--he set up too defensively I think and won't be able to get those Colossi out. Even if they got 30 swings, there's only a 18% of taking out the Titan.

You're probably right. At least I got his Arch Angel to fold up shop. Anthony's insane luck with 6's for Titan Teleportation at the end of this game is what really did me in. There were no opportunities for me to feed my puny Titan. =/

-Will

I call balls.

I fixed that for you.
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Here's the final result from our fifth F:AT Titan game. Oh I'm Blue by the way.




Well, my little bukkakked bitches, I destroyed your asses and left an awful mess on all your faces, yet again.

Will made it slightly interesting with his liddle Colossi but even they knew when it was time to fall on their knees and "Open Wide".

I may sit out the next game. I can't help but feel guilty over Matt's lowered rating of Titan because of me.

Maybe I'm becoming a fun-murderer; destroying all the hopes and dreams of my fellow FATties and forever tainting their views of such an awesomely beautiful game. I...I can't carry that burden on my shoulders.

I can't live with the fact that I've broken you bitches and turned you into...into Flat Limp-Assed Cocks (FLACcies). For that I apologize to the AT Nation and Movement.

MY SUPREME TITAN DOMINANCE WILL NOT DESTROY US! I SWEAR BY ALMIGHTY BAAL! I WON'T LET IT!

Anthony "Arse-On-Plate-Deliverer" Santiago

Fuck that, I'm setting up a new game...I'm having too much fun.

Billy Z's New Year resolutions for 2010:

1) Lose weight
2) Stop being a chicken shit AND GET FIXED.
3 Learn and play the following games WRASSLIN', GUNSLINGER, GLADIATOR, MAGIC REALM
MYSTIC WOOD
4) Crush Anthony Santiago at TITAN and then fly out to the west coast to teabag him while he sleeps.

JoelCF84390548230593 or whatever can be signed up now too. Get me in there, derf derf.

Bah I needed one of the Colossi to live through to the next round. When that didn't happen my window of opportunity closed. And I don't care what ayone says. Anthony's movement rolls were LUCKY AS FUCK.

-Will

Bulwyf wrote:

Bah I needed one of the Colossi to live through to the next round. When that didn't happen my window of opportunity closed. And I don't care what ayone says. Anthony's movement rolls were LUCKY AS FUCK.

-Will

Yeah I got lucky with the last teleport movement roll but on the whole people were not very aggressive. Matt took an untimely split which I capitalized on and attacked Doug soon after. That helped tremendously for juicing my Titan up and giving me more Angels for summoning. Although I rolled two 6s in a row I was still doing major damage before that.