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Pandemic - What it is lacking

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08 Mar 2008 02:46 #3908 by colleen
I had the chance to play Pandemic this evening and I thought it was an excellent cooperative game.

But while I went through my normal metagame babble of naming all the viruses, making movie references, and giving the guy who taught me the rules a hard time becuase everything he said was printed on the board; I realized that this game really needs a Brad Pitt card. I recommend pasting up at least one card with Brad Pitt's face. Come on, you know you want to.

* Fun Fact - American pop culture reference - Brad Pitt was in 12 Monkeys where he killed nearly all humans by carrying the virus around the world.

Mmmmmmm. Brad Pitt card.
(See I'm not a man hater.)

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08 Mar 2008 09:25 #3909 by Mr Skeletor
What the hell is pandemic? I took a look on the geek as was struck with cube confusion.
Drolling over Brad Pit does not make you any less of a man hater, even Greer like guys provided they resemble little boys.
We accept everyone here, so just come out and embrace your full manhatingness, you'll get less stomache ulcers once you're out of the closet.

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08 Mar 2008 09:43 #3910 by jur
SPOILER ALERT!!!

I recommend you see 12 monkeys again. Brad Pitt doesn't destroy humanity. Somebody else does. Which is the irony of the movie.

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08 Mar 2008 10:31 #3911 by colleen
Mr Skeletor wrote:

What the hell is pandemic? I took a look on the geek as was struck with cube confusion.
Drolling over Brad Pit does not make you any less of a man hater, even Greer like guys provided they resemble little boys.
We accept everyone here, so just come out and embrace your full manhatingness, you'll get less stomache ulcers once you're out of the closet.

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Mr. Skeletor, you know that you LOVE Brad Pitt. And the details of the movie are not what's important here. The POINT is that Pandemic would be a better game with a BRAD PITT card.

There aren't enough women on this site to agree with me.

Pandemic is a game with a bunch of cubes and they represent plagues. They grow and spread like that thing you've been trying to get rid of for months now in the genital area, Mr. Skeletor. This game should hold a special place in your heart.

Even though you're a man, I still like you. You can be my BFFAFAT. :)

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08 Mar 2008 10:47 #3913 by Mr Skeletor
What the hell is a BFFAFAT? Does it mean I get to sleep with you? Does it mean I have to push cubes around in a game of Pandemic?

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08 Mar 2008 11:06 - 08 Mar 2008 11:07 #3914 by colleen
OMG - U don't know wat BFFAFAT is? Best Friends Forever At Fortress AmeriTrash LOL

Ok, I'll stop being stupid. I did like Pandemic because it's cooperative and I can enjoy playing them with my brother who acts like an ass clown when he plays games. All in all, it really didn't have much flavor. I felt the need to make up stories about what was happening - like why Tokoyo suddenly spread an outbreak to other major cities - just to keep entertained.
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08 Mar 2008 11:47 #3916 by ubarose
Although I can't support you specifically on the Brad Pitt thing, and I have never played Pandemic, I think I agree with where you are coming from. Illustrations and flavor text can bring a theme to life. I have seen the Pandemic cards, and while the illustrations look good, there is no flavor text.

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08 Mar 2008 12:15 #3917 by colleen
Oh darn, the only other woman on this site doesn't like Brad Pitt. Maybe some of the guys will come out and support me on this one. :)

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08 Mar 2008 12:27 #3918 by Lagduf
I never really liked 12 Monkeys.

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08 Mar 2008 12:40 #3919 by ubarose
colleen wrote:

Oh darn, the only other woman on this site doesn't like Brad Pitt. Maybe some of the guys will come out and support me on this one. :)


Actually, there are several woman on this site. And I don't dislike Brad Pitt, I just prefer men who look like men.

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08 Mar 2008 13:49 #3920 by billyz
Oh fer-- fuck Pandemic does Boneface get to sleep with Colleen ?

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08 Mar 2008 14:14 #3921 by colleen
I recall that he had a thing with Brittany Spears awhile back. He's tainted.

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08 Mar 2008 19:11 #3931 by Mr Skeletor
If fucking a celebrity statue makes one tainted, I don't want to be clean.

This site needs more chicks, I think we should all go on a recruitment drive. I'll start handing fliers out at the strippers.

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08 Mar 2008 22:14 #3934 by billyz
Mr Skeletor wrote:


This site needs more chicks, I think we should all go on a recruitment drive. I'll start handing fliers out at the strippers.


Nice!!

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09 Mar 2008 11:15 #3945 by Shellhead
Mr Skeletor wrote:

What the hell is a BFFAFAT? Does it mean I get to sleep with you? Does it mean I have to push cubes around in a game of Pandemic?


Oh stewardess, I speak Internet.

BFFAFAT: Best Female Friend At Fortress AmeriTrash.

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