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Don't get me wrong, I love me some B&E...but when you have truly great biscuits and gravy it's magical. Part of the appeal for me is that in New England spotting biscuits and gravy on a menu is like coming across an albino squirrel under your bird feeder. At least that's the way it is in Rhode Island. People up here are scared of Southern cuisine.
Also, there are alot of people chiming in how hard it is to find good biscuits and gravy...well it's really easy for a place to fuck up eggs and bacon too. There is nothing worse than when you order eggs and bacon and you get two tiny, sad,bits of limp bacon and flavorless improperly cooked eggs. Might as well flushed yer money down the shitter.
Biscuits and gravy also gets the nod because I can't simply whip up an exceptional batch at home. I mean I could...I'm a great cook. However, that would be akin to a crackhead being able to make the tastiest crack ever on a moments notice. I'd be fucking dead in less than a month...
Biscuits and Gravy, but I have to either make them myself or wait until I'm visiting family down south to get them. What you get up here in NE is terrible.
A few years back Thirsty Man challenged me to find him some authentic American food, declaring that everything that he had eaten in America thus far was appropriated from other cultures. So we took him out for Biscuits & Gravy, and grits. He declared that both were dreadful. Although to be fair he ate the grits plain. I told him you need to smash up an egg in them, or drown them in butter, or both, but he would have none of that.
Bacon and eggs UNLESS it's some legit biscuits and gravy somewhere good (and probably southern). The variance on biscuits and gravy is just too risky because bad biscuits and gravy makes me want to hurl.
Colorcrayons wrote: Why fight? I say eat all of them for breakfast.
This would be my vote, too, if I wasn't already heavier right now than I've been in my entire life. I'm far more prone to eating just the protein these days (my GF is an anti-carber) and all of the arguments for properly-made biscuits also apply to the bacon (cut thick, not overcooked, crispy outside, but still some chewiness) and eggs (over easy, not dried on the bottom so they slide, yolks cooked enough to ooze, not splash; whole package preferably sitting on some hash browns or corned beef hash or pasta carbonara or...) But for pure food lust, I'd have to go with the biscuits and gravy. Or good grits.
Colorcrayons wrote: The only question that needs to be answered here is:
Vegans. Are they real people or just simulacrums?
Simulacra, please [F:AT Latin correcto-bot.]
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