If I don't play a board game with my family today

I will shave my head.



I was just looking at the unplayed games on my shelf. Desperate times call for desperate measures. After I shave my head I'm going to sell almost everything.

That's a pretty respectable mop. Perhaps just a hair cut.

I was growing it out in one last desperate bid for long hair before I start losing it. But the lack of game playing in my home is at crisis levels.

I know a warlock when I see one

*lights torch*

Grow a beard.
Bonus points if you do it BY style and shave the mustache.

dysjunct wrote: Grow a beard.
Bonus points if you do it BY style and shave the mustache.

Who are you that knows of BY style beards? I say this as a graduate of BYU. And do you live in Utah county?

Also, Utah has a place that makes heavy duty kilts for only $50. So I could complete the look.

www.utkilts.com/

Black Barney wrote: I know a warlock when I see one

*lights torch*

Anciently, magic and rhetoric were seen as the same thing. And I teach rhetoric.

I lived in Provo/Orem for about nine months in 2005.

It was a dark time for the rebellion.

dysjunct wrote: I lived in Provo/Orem for about nine months in 2005.

It was a dark time for the rebellion.

www.thebunyion.com/2014/04/28/lds-church...anti-beard-campaign/

Dude, you look like Bach!

cranberries wrote:

dysjunct wrote: I lived in Provo/Orem for about nine months in 2005.

It was a dark time for the rebellion.

www.thebunyion.com/2014/04/28/lds-church...anti-beard-campaign/

That's pretty good, although as a NeverMo I need more obvious jokes. Do they have any articles about funeral potatoes or Frodo throwing his CTR ring into Mt Doom?

When I had my hair that long, my mom told me I looked "like a homosexual ".

I can't tell you how proud I was of my little girl when she showed up on Friday with a really short haircut. She said she looked like a boy, I told her she looked beautiful . Next week I'm bringing her to visit my mom from the 50's, can't wait to see if there's been any evolution since she made that comment twenty years ago

Black Barney wrote: When I had my hair that long, my mom told me I looked "like a homosexual ".

I can't tell you how proud I was of my little girl when she showed up on Friday with a really short haircut. She said she looked like a boy, I told her she looked beautiful . Next week I'm bringing her to visit my mom from the 50's, can't wait to see if there's been any evolution since she made that comment twenty years ago

Context is everything.

"Patrick., you've grown your hair long.....and that outfit.....pink spandex and a Frankie Goes to Hollywood Tee tugged up Daisy Duke style. Are those leg warmers? Son, you look like a homosexual."

We played some silly party game for 30 minutes so the hair stays. [Hit or Miss] My family explicitly told me they only want to play light party games with easy rules. I came in last and had to do the chicken dance while my daughter recorded me. Since I was the one who suggested the loser do the chicken dance, my son thought this was extra-hilarious, and the jocularity reached a fever pitch.

Sounds awesome. More silly party games with the family, I say!