Project Mayhem or the Prequel to Trashfest 2008

27 Apr 2008 15:00 #270413 by KingPut
by KingPut    
April 27, 2008    


Fight Club

The scene: Me with a foam orange gun pointed at my mouth. "People are always asking me if I know Malloc"

Malloc: "Three minutes. This is it Trashfest 2008 ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?"

Me: "i.. ann.. iinn.. fff.. nnyin..."

Me: "With a Cash n' Gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels"

Me: "I can't think of anything. For a second I totally forgot about Malloc and Trashfest and I wonder how clean that gun is."


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