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The scene: Me with a foam orange gun pointed at my mouth. "People are always asking me if I know Malloc"
Malloc: "Three minutes. This is it Trashfest 2008 ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?"
Me: "i.. ann.. iinn.. fff.. nnyin..."
Me: "With a Cash n' Gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels"
Me: "I can't think of anything. For a second I totally forgot about Malloc and Trashfest and I wonder how clean that gun is."