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Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
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05 May 2011 14:57 #95810
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This is the single funniest thing I've read in months. This is total proof that "Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned" or whatever...
This is the single funniest thing I've read in months. This is total proof that "Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned" or whatever...
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05 May 2011 15:25 #95811
by 433
Replied by 433 on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
See, this is why it helps to have a Star Wars-obsessed girlfriend (now wife). Last night I was painting miniatures when she got home from roller derby practice, and when she said "nerd" as she walked by, I simply replied "Your roller derby name is 'Hannah Shot First', dear."
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05 May 2011 15:43 #95815
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What a recipe for disaster! A man-child dating that gutter snipe.
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05 May 2011 16:06 #95819
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"heinous-uncircumcised-lion-seal looking penis"...the girl's a wordsmith if nothing else!
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05 May 2011 18:32 #95826
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Replied by Black Barney on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
ugh, fail.
I think "Hannah Shot First" is at LEAST 100x funnier than that entire article.
That girl having a guy like that in her resume is far more embarassing than being SW-obsessed or whatever.
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I think "Hannah Shot First" is at LEAST 100x funnier than that entire article.
That girl having a guy like that in her resume is far more embarassing than being SW-obsessed or whatever.
433 wins the thread
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05 May 2011 18:55 #95829
by Schweig!
Replied by Schweig! on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
That's why I avoid women.
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05 May 2011 19:18 #95830
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Replied by Shellhead on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
My favorite roller derby name is Chinese Take-Out. She rocks!
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05 May 2011 19:28 #95831
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Replied by 433 on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
CTO is awesome, she's a good friend of mine.
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05 May 2011 21:58 #95833
by OldHippy
Replied by OldHippy on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
Geez, if that's real that girl is a bitch. What an awful thing to write about someone. I hope it's a parody it just dances so close to Poe's law I can't tell.
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05 May 2011 23:01 #95836
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Replied by Mr Skeletor on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
That 'post' is faker than a plastic dick. No one is going to be writing in that style if the story was real.
It does point out why Masters of the Universe is > Starwars though - it has a much much greater chick appeal.
"Hannah shot first" is a good, but Chinese take-out is a ripper.
As was pointed out on AICN yesterday, the star wars mime really should have been "Greedo didn't shoot" since, well, he didn't.
It does point out why Masters of the Universe is > Starwars though - it has a much much greater chick appeal.
"Hannah shot first" is a good, but Chinese take-out is a ripper.
As was pointed out on AICN yesterday, the star wars mime really should have been "Greedo didn't shoot" since, well, he didn't.
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05 May 2011 23:15 #95838
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Googled instantly.Shellhead wrote: My favorite roller derby name is Chinese Take-Out.
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06 May 2011 00:44 #95845
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Who knows maybe it was an elaborate bate and switch for some nasty prostitution sting......lol
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06 May 2011 10:43 #95867
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It's interesting how the strange and unnecessary custom of circumcising every children made Americans see completely normal and natural uncircumcised dicks as "heinous".
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06 May 2011 11:34 #95868
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It may well be that the guy has a seriously malformed schlong; may not be the flap.
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06 May 2011 15:10 #95893
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Replied by Shellhead on topic Re: Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!
Her familiarity with the normal appearance of the lion-seal penis is cause for concern.
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