Star-Wars Boyfriend FAIL - Must Read!!!

wice wrote: It's interesting how the strange and unnecessary custom of circumcising every children made Americans see completely normal and natural uncircumcised dicks as "heinous".

Only when you put one beside the other.

Shellhead wrote: Her familiarity with the normal appearance of the lion-seal penis is cause for concern.

She seems unfamiliar with gorilla penis though, as she says "hung like a gorilla" - they have small ones only about 1.5" to 2" long (per a quick googling). Unless maybe that's huge compared to poor Star Wars boy.

Bullwinkle wrote:

Shellhead wrote: My favorite roller derby name is Chinese Take-Out.

Googled instantly.

www.mnrollergirls.com/index.php/bios/ato...lls/chinese-take-out

And hell, you can find me on there:

www.mnrollergirls.com/index.php/bios/announcers/john-maddening

NeonPeon wrote:

Shellhead wrote: Her familiarity with the normal appearance of the lion-seal penis is cause for concern.

She seems unfamiliar with gorilla penis though, as she says "hung like a gorilla" - they have small ones only about 1.5" to 2" long (per a quick googling). Unless maybe that's huge compared to poor Star Wars boy.

Or, she just meant that the guy has a penis actually the size of a gorilla. Which would explain the funny walk.