A shakeup at Valley Games

Death and Taxis wrote:

He still smells like a sock puppet to me.

Just gotta figure out whose hand.......

Time to implement the ol' lineup and smell the fingers technique....

I have no doubt Prof Euro is a fake, but unless Steve is smart enough to be using 2 different PCs it aint him.

I know Professor Euro's real name- it's Jean Baptiste Renoir Pierre La Salle St. Barnes. He's my pappy, I should know.

" www.youtube.com/v/DOep7r-OQGA&hl=en&fs=1 "

JoelCFC25 wrote:

My favorite part of that thread is where "roger cavanagh" writes:

When I was researching your company, (disclosure, I'm a venture capitalist looking at game companies to invest in)

That thread was locked right before I could post my witty, clever, and scathing response to that. But I'll give the guy credit for this: it's one of the few things ever posted on BGG that's actually made me laugh.

Michael Barnes wrote:

I know Professor Euro's real name- it's Jean Baptiste Renoir Pierre La Salle St. Barnes. He's my pappy, I should know.

Well, that would explain your favourable views of Agricola and Dominion - you have a genetic predisposition.

One time he found a cigar box in my closet stuffed with printouts of German game rulebook translations...he started to scold me but I replied...

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD!

Shellhead wrote:

the*mad*gamer wrote:

As a Nicholson listener we know that Prof Euro is a solid, BGG, glad hander, possibly a mole in deep cover.

Perhaps even a Cylon. Actually, I suspect that Professor Euro is Michael Barnes having fun with us.

Use of the term "Asberger's" in the first post pretty much sealed it for me. Prof. Euro is Michael Barnes's sockpuppet....

God damn it, this is just like playing BSG. "Barnes is a Cylon! Barnes is a Cylon!" every game and I've _never_ been a Cylon, not one time. Same with CA$H n GUN$, I'm somehow always dubbed the cop every single game regardless of the truth.

I'm not Professor Euro. I wish I had thought of it though, because it's really funny.

I have my own suspicions as to who it is, and when the curtain drops I think we're going to be QUITE shocked.

I have my own suspicions as to who it is, and when the curtain drops I think we're going to be QUITE shocked.

Kevin Wilson?

Michael Barnes wrote:

God damn it, this is just like playing BSG. "Barnes is a Cylon! Barnes is a Cylon!" every game and I've _never_ been a Cylon, not one time. Same with CA$H n GUN$, I'm somehow always dubbed the cop every single game regardless of the truth.

I'm not Professor Euro. I wish I had thought of it though, because it's really funny.

I have my own suspicions as to who it is, and when the curtain drops I think we're going to be QUITE shocked.

I know how you feel. Even when we aren't playing the Cop scenario in Ca$h'n'Gun$, I get shot for looking like the cop.

My new theory is that Professor Euro is actually Christian Peterson of Fantasy Flight, and he's just doing it for laughs.

Err, Petersen.

Michael Barnes wrote:

God damn it, this is just like playing BSG. "Barnes is a Cylon! Barnes is a Cylon!" every game and I've _never_ been a Cylon, not one time. Same with CA$H n GUN$, I'm somehow always dubbed the cop every single game regardless of the truth.

I'm not Professor Euro. I wish I had thought of it though, because it's really funny.

I have my own suspicions as to who it is, and when the curtain drops I think we're going to be QUITE shocked.

Has anyone noticed that you never see Prof Euro and Matt Thrower in the same thread .... weird. Anyway, back to more important subjects - which eurosnoot over at TOS has his fingers up the Professor's arse ?

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out to be Reiner Knizia?

I sure wish I knew. Whoever it is seemingly has free access to my hotbutton-- anyone that can get my normally apathetic ass pissed MUST BE STOPPED.

I feel so naked without my Shield of Apathy +3...