Own up, ungrateful b*tches!!! Satan's been to town

The gum almost violates the no foodstuff rule, but it is so old that I don't think it counts as a consumable anymore. It looks like trading card gum, which isn't really good anyway.

Love that Doctor Who box.

Poker chips are...upsetting. Is that hardened Pepto Bismol?

Stormseeker75 left out my favorite item that I nearly kept for myself after getting it from a thrift store:

A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-style novelization of A View to a Kill written by none other than R.L. Stine. I don't even think it covers the whole movie, I think it just deals with the horse racing nonsense from the beginning of the movie (I might be wrong, I should have read it).

I figured the gum was good for a laugh since it was fossilized and sealed. It may have been in with the Rob Liefeld cards, but I'm pretty sure it was in some of the T2 packs.

Am I the only one that immediately hears the Duran Duran song every time that movie is mentioned?

Dear Secret Satan and your associate minions, fuck you for what you did (that includes you too Thirsty).

I'm deeply, deeply touched.

Listen, I only did it so that when I hear "So this is Christmas...and what have YOU done..." I won't feel guilty. I can say "Listen JOHN LENNON, I helped an underprivileged, unemployed Canadian buy some junk".

It's another F:AT Cares program.

Nice job on whatever you guys did for Doc. He's an upstanding dude.

Satan, the Bond book is awesome! I've showed my package to a bunch of my friends and they were all "Whoa! R.L. Stine!". A truly unique and awesome find.

I did eat the gum. It wasn't terrible, but it basically turned to dust in my mouth.

Buzz71 - Your box of woe is leaving The Abyss today. Sorry about the blood. Virgins and the whatnot.

Virgins are a rare commodity these days. You must have been saving up!

I beheld a postal worker, carrying a large box.


A blurry omen of things to come, the shipping cost label.
The package is opened.

There is much packing material, and something lurking below the surface...

Circle I - Old Printed Material


Various comics and magazines, many predating my birth. I do love to read!

Circle II - Those of good will


My wargamer friends will be so jealous when I tell them I got a copy of Fire in the Lake! Then I will pause briefly, and then say, THE BOOK! And they will go oh, man, you got me. You got me good. Now let's play Word Quest with that guy from the Odd Couple. Chronology seems a lot like Timeline, a game I enjoy. Creepy Freaks are... I don't know what they are.


Circle III - The Bottom of the Box, Cocytus


What is this, Secret Santa?! The Bioshock Infinite board game and Valley of the Kings. I've been dodging the first one for a while (a friend owns a copy), but I guess I'll ask him to play it tomorrow (with his copy). Valley of the Kings will fit nicely into my AEG small box collection. The elephant in the room? Yes, those are SIX Krosmaster Arena expansions you're looking at in this photo. Guess what game I don't own? SATAAAAAN

Circle IV - The Base Game Still Isn't There


Oh noooooooo

Now that is a quality Secret Satan package! Tony Randall, Creep Freaks (jesus...), expansions but no base game. Well done!

For those interested in the contents of the Creepy Freaks, I can provide you some information. One is Vampappy, who broke off his base at some point, so now he's just a figure of a weird looking vampire in a wheelchair. The other is Potty Mouth, an anthropomorphic toilet. He is not a clean anthropomorphic toilet. His sticker came off the base, so he is now a showroom-quality display piece sitting next to my DOTA 2 Heroclix and Psychonauts figures.

I really want to try Kromaster

Well, Satan has came to town. In the virgin blood soaked box , was a treasure trove of evil. Inside was a note from satan, sending pleasantries from Hell. Also included was several trinkets of his affection. A print and play rpg Murderous Ghosts, solo game Friday, a war game Hapsburg Eclipse, some rpg dice, egg cups and spoons, and a choo choo train cake pan. I will try and post some pictures.

Oh man, the Choo Choo Train cake pan...cracked me up! That shit is old too, looks like it's from the 80s.