Sadly, this installment of Michael's Magical Mailbag over at Gameshark.com does not include a Cease and Desist letter. I feel left out, marginalized, and disappointed. What do I have to do to get one? What if I posted scandalous photographs of IG officers in congress with Tyranid prostitutes or produced recordings proving that the Eldar are, in fact, nothing more than Space Elves? Maybe I'll just get a tattoo.
In this mailbag, however, we do have a couple of letters from our very own F:ATties, Sleight of Hand and Southernman. Bill Abner told me that editing out all of the "C-words" and strange ex-pat Kiwi references took him two weeks, which is actually why there was no Cracked LCD last week. Not Thanksgiving.
As always, send mail if you want to see it in the next mailbag. Or I may just randomly pick your PMs to turn up there/
Michael is a member of the Fortress: Ameritrash staff, and a regular columnist for Gameshark.