LOOK WHAT SATAN SENT ME 2013!!!

SuperflyTNT wrote: Old war dogs such as Andy and myself know that the best place to smuggle liquor is within one's liver. Silly man.

What war have you fought in?

SuperflyTNT is a veteran of the War Against Good Taste, the War Against Good Writing, and several others.

SaMoKo wrote: Satan sent a good part of Ontario a long lasting power outage with an ice storm. Fuck you Satan, it's cold.

At least I got to watch transformers pop like fireworks.

I guess hell finally froze over hey Samoko? If it makes you feel any better, it's still paradise out here on the west coast.

Barnes

mikecl wrote:

SaMoKo wrote: Satan sent a good part of Ontario a long lasting power outage with an ice storm. Fuck you Satan, it's cold.

At least I got to watch transformers pop like fireworks.

I guess hell finally froze over hey Samoko? If it makes you feel any better, it's still paradise out here on the west coast.

Goddamn it, I know. My folks have had nothing but nice weather all year in Sooke. Ontario sucks. The power came back on recently, so it was only like two and a half days without heating or electricity :v

Also, ice covered roads are fantastic fun when half of the traffic lights are out.

Today my package from Louis Cipher arrived. It was addressed to Hooter Deakins, care of my self.

You know, when I signed up for Secret Satan, I promised myself if I got something awful I wouldn't pass out or go insane. I'd just take it like a man. But I wasn't prepared for what I got.

Top row, from left to right:
A One Direction pen set
Earthquake, a card game from the creators of Magic
Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 DVD
The Second Book of Swords by Fred Saberhagen
CDRs with 189 issues of The General Magazine

Bottom row:

A pair of leather gloves
Sky Doll, a dirty comic book
HeroCard Orc Wars
Viking Gods, an old TSR game

I think I got some great stuff. Especially Viking Gods, that looks cool as hell. Ave Satanas!

Satan's curse has finally reached me. After shielding my wife and daughter from the blast zone, I was greeted with this:



Relieved to not find a pair of soiled tighty whities I dug further.



It appears to be an awesome game I have never heard of called Crossbows and Catapults. This is already a win because my daughter sure enjoys playing with the dragons (you should hear her roar just like one) and I can multipurpose all these awesome mini's with my Pathfinder group.



What else have we got here?



Star Fist sums this up nicely.



Wow, jackpot. Wait, not so fast.


Are you kidding me?



After spending the next 6 hours meticulously organizing twilight struggle in the handy categorization box that satan kindly supplied


my dog took the box to dispose of


The goods:


PS, satan sent me a greeting on his 401k form and made no qualms about revealing his true identity!

Great work and thanks! Now to see if I can figure out if twilight struggle is playable.

HeroCard Orc Wars ain't bad actually. I acquired it from Barnes, I think (or someone else on F:AT) maybe it's the same copy? Don't remember who I traded mine to.

Well, thought I would post this before dumping all this in the trash.
Every year I get a copy of Kill Doctor Lucky. This must be Satans post card.
Also in the box of rubbish was Pretty Princess, Twixt, a DVD about refinishing cabinets, an old VHS tape, some plastic army men, a book called Xrated, and a Quasar comic book.
I can honestly say, this year there wasn't one redeemable item in the box.

Nothing wrong with Pretty Pretty Princess. In fact, it's a F:AT staple at most conventions.

Schweig! wrote:

SuperflyTNT wrote: Old war dogs such as Andy and myself know that the best place to smuggle liquor is within one's liver. Silly man.

What war have you fought in?

tscook wrote: SuperflyTNT is a veteran of the War Against Good Taste, the War Against Good Writing, and several others.

And the War Against Compulsive Ubsessive Nternet Troll S.

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buzz71 wrote: Well, thought I would post this before dumping all this in the trash.

jeez, I know this is secret satan and as a non-participant i perhaps shouldn't comment but this is one unimaginative pile of garbage. I get that the point is that you can be stiffed, but a bit of sense of humour or wry humour or whatever should be a prerequisite, no? Not just, let's see, I'll ship off a bunch of crap. Cue Barnes' defense: thems the breaks, better luck next year

There had better be some fucking humour if I am picking up the tab for the courier to get it to the Middle East (unless that IS the humour).

Still think it's a big mistake to trash Pretty Pretty Princess though. Also, what was the VHS? It may be important.

What WAS the plot of the book X Rated? Come on now, if you get a pile of shit, at least give the gory details.

Before you throw anything, I'd look inside the boxes. You never know.

Secret Satan revels in your disappointment. But, frankly, when the ground rules specifically state that you might receive "utter junk," no one has a right to get too disappointed. Some years you get lemonade, some years you get lemons, some years you get lemons that have been sitting at the bottom of the trash can for several weeks. In the end, what you make of the situation is more important than what you get; and one person's trash may be another person's treasure. Satan never promises to match it up appropriately.