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Don't get your hopes up, MUTANT CHRONICLES is not only one of the poorest excuses for a genre film I've ever seen, it also has hardly anything to do with SIEGE OF THE CITADEL. Oh sure, Mitch Hunter and Max Steiner are there, but what difference does it make when the rest of the movie is a generic Z-grade zombie picture with a couple of faux-steampunk trappings that probably wouldn't pass SciFi Channel original programming muster. Seriously, this film is completely worthless garbage on every level- and not even fun, spirited garbage at that. If you have EXTREMELY low standards for what you find entertaining and get tickled at the idea of people shooting at CGI zombies, you might find something of value here. I think it ranks literally with the worst films I've ever seen.

It's really too bad, because if it were worth seeing it might have interested some folks in hobby gaming. Instead, if anything, it'll drive them away. The review is at Gameshark.com, of course.*

*Hey- can somebody go get the link and post it here? I can't get the site to come up. ABNER!!!!

EDIT BY JUNIPER: The link is 

http://www.gameshark.com/features/588/Cracked-LCD-98-Mutant-Chronicles-(Movie!)-Review.htm
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Michael Barnes (He/Him)
Senior Board Game Reviews Editor

Sometime in the early 1980s, MichaelBarnes’ parents thought it would be a good idea to buy him a board game to keep him busy with some friends during one of those high-pressure, “free” timeshare vacations. It turned out to be a terrible idea, because the game was TSR’s Dungeon! - and the rest, as they say, is history. Michael has been involved with writing professionally about games since 2002, when he busked for store credit writing for Boulder Games’ newsletter. He has written for a number of international hobby gaming periodicals and popular Web sites. From 2004-2008, he was the co-owner of Atlanta Game Factory, a brick-and-mortar retail store. He is currently the co-founder of FortressAT.com and Nohighscores.com as well as the Editor-in-Chief of Miniature Market’s Review Corner feature. He is married with two childen and when he’s not playing some kind of game he enjoys stockpiling trivial information about music, comics and film.

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