Mutant Crapicles- The First Ever Cracked LCD Movie Review

Don't get your hopes up, MUTANT CHRONICLES is not only one of the poorest excuses for a genre film I've ever seen, it also has hardly anything to do with SIEGE OF THE CITADEL. Oh sure, Mitch Hunter and Max Steiner are there, but what difference does it make when the rest of the movie is a generic Z-grade zombie picture with a couple of faux-steampunk trappings that probably wouldn't pass SciFi Channel original programming muster. Seriously, this film is completely worthless garbage on every level- and not even fun, spirited garbage at that. If you have EXTREMELY low standards for what you find entertaining and get tickled at the idea of people shooting at CGI zombies, you might find something of value here. I think it ranks literally with the worst films I've ever seen.

It's really too bad, because if it were worth seeing it might have interested some folks in hobby gaming. Instead, if anything, it'll drive them away. The review is at Gameshark.com, of course.*

*Hey- can somebody go get the link and post it here? I can't get the site to come up. ABNER!!!!

EDIT BY JUNIPER: The link is